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Barça x Messi fan | Guus warrior | Kabaddi tactico | Like ≠ I agree | Gerard Martin and Rinku Singh PR manager | alt - @lu_cashood

Joined December 2024
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Highest Worldcup position in six editions who changed history for Portugal: 4th Place (where he wasn't even a top5 player from his team) Position of the same "minnow" nation 40 years before his debut : 3rd
He took a country whose greatest achievement had been the occasional qualification for international tournaments and delivered the only three titles in its entire history. (None of them rigged btw 🤭) His legacy is firmly cemented.
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Unai Emery on every trip to Camp Zoo
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Cubarsi, Farinas defending Manzambi
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Big CL game under the lights with "Cancelo", "Farinas" as fullback pairing
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#shanunayshun anything short of a convincing win and we're switching to FlickOut FC
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Taking €250 out of your parents to vote for an gimmick award
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: More than 5,009 people voted MORE THAN ONCE for the B.O.A.T award which Cristiano Ronaldo won! ✨ • 44 people voted between 10 and 26 times. • 300 people voted between 5 and 9 times. • 4,665 people voted between 2 and 4 times. Each vote costs €1.
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Add to the fact that they also had one less day of rest and and yet Spain needed an Enzo brainfade moment and focus till last kick of the game to get the win. Argentina's 2021–2026 dynasty will age like the finest wine
🚨 BREAKING: Cuti Romero says that half of the team was injured during the World Cup 🤯 "We arrived at the tournament right at our LIMIT. I wouldn’t call it a miracle, but we struggled physically throughout the entire competition. Too many players came into the tournament barely fit enough to play, myself included. "Throughout the tournament, we dealt with several injuries. Paredes had a fractured rib that nobody talks about. After the match against England, I couldn’t even train because of my tendon injury. Lisandro was in the same situation, Molina too, and Tagliafico was barely fit. "I think Enzo was the healthiest one of us all! Even Dibu played with a broken finger. "We gave absolutely EVERYTHING we had, right until the very last minute.” "In the final, all conditions were against us, one less day of rest, playing at 2PM in intense heat. Obviously it was the same for both teams, I'm not making excuses. I think Spain played a great match, deserved to be champions, and that's it." @losedul
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This is funny because if you had to pick one player currently who has the highest chance of winning at least one Ballon d'Or in the next ten years, pretty sure the majority would say Yamal. What's with all this self victimization
We need to stop feeding into Lamine’s ballon dor dream because he will never win it. Laporta should wake him up and tell him to forget the award. Pay his BDR bonus every year if needed. Become the ultimate team player. Maybe the way to winning it is by forgetting it exists
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Got picked for an Indian reality show
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Pulled the too cold to stand up gimmick when shaking Kane's hand only to get bullied to apologise by CCP bots the very next day 😭😭😭. As if begging an entire continent for votes and still losing wasn't embarrassing enough
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Tears the biggest achievement for Mbappe as the main man still remains Ligue 1 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
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PSG 4-2 Barcelona ✅️ Barcelona 1-2 Real Madrid✅️
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Billions wasted mobilizing the Mendes conglomerate and Pendu bots to vote for the BOAT award only to get mogged by the M goons at the actual murder scene
الحضور في حفل البالون دور: "ليو ميسي، ليو ميسي، ليو ميسي."
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2019 : After Messi's sixth "Can Mbappe break your record for the number of Ballon d'Or wins?" Messi : "Absolutely, a player will come who wins more than six Ballon d'Ors. Records are made to be broken" 2026 : Messi 8, Mbappe 0
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Saw them boycott the ceremony last time after City's camp leaked the Rodri news, so they baited them into showing up this time, gave them hope, and made sure they left empty handed regardless 😭😭😭
🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid are now OPTIMISTIC about Kylian Mbappé WINNING THE BALLON D'OR! @Rodra10_97
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Kylian Mbappe retiring with zero UCLs and zero Ballon d'Ors still ON 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Fat Ronaldo montage on my screen when the ceremony is delayed by 1hr🫪🫪🫪
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They ain't even doing the countdown style reveal now in Ballon d'Or 👎
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Michael Owen presenting the winner??? Mbappe it's done bro
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Ballon d'Or ceremony except the Men's winner
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