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I love synth. (any pronouns)

Louisville, KY
Joined April 2008
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She popped 2 Adderall, texted Justin Timberlake “lol #micropenis”, moved the mic down to her crotch and hit record
she went into the studio mad as hell
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Gift this to a local veteran for Christmas
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ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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what the fuck is that
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Giants TE Thomas Fidone has a side hustle as a tattoo artist in his free time during the season. Some of these tattoos are extremely impressive.
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He’s straight with a child by the way.
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christianity is funny to me why do they think all their rules apply to me
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the concept of god becoming nonbinary but only for 6 years
all this did was further motivate me to vote for TalaFREAKo!!!! 🙈🤪🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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Lily Allen as the Ticketmaster seating map: “#BlueDotFever”
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Bitch you look crazy as hell.
I just voted. Voted red all the way down. If your state has early voting, go vote if you haven’t already. Your vote can make a difference. 🇺🇸🗳️
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LMFAOOOOO
When I’m in the Gaga albums room and I see Chromatica
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This is exactly how everyone should be talking to them.
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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The white emoji
It’s a simple choice: vote for the person who’s actually going to make your life better. Lower property taxes & electric bills, safer streets, better schools. The people of Ohio are wise & I trust them to get it right. 💪🏼
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”
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When En Vogue hit SNL in March 1992, they dismantled the myth that girl groups couldn’t sing full-throttle live in heels. Trading leads across Cindy, Dawn, Terry, and Maxine, their dynamic control remained untouchable—from Dawn’s raspy rock bite to Terry’s operatic belts. When they converged on the hook, their four-part harmonies locked in with their blend and zero backing tape. The album dropped 3 days later, proving to themselves and to the world just how Funky, these Divas really are.
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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