Not even a writer any more.

Joined February 2011
Deeply relatable.
Taking a break after 500 words of terrible writing
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No jury would convict.
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Genuine LOL.
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Amazing.
While I was underwater in Lake Geneva looking for catfish, this great crested grebe unexpectedly appeared, probably looking for a fish. He was a little startled by this strange thing in the water, stopped, and then quickly disappeared.
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An amusing 'once in a lifetime' shot at Cheddar reservoir at the weekend... a Cormorant surfacing after a dive came up right next to a passing Mute Swan, who jumped in surprise! 😁 They had a few angry words with each other before going their separate ways. 😀😍🐦
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Beautiful.
Another of my finalist images in the British Wildlife Photography Awards. The effect of diffraction on bird wings is fairly rarely captured - blue tit in south Shropshire at dawn. @BBCSpringwatch @Natures_Voice @OMSYSTEMcameras @nesky999 @IoloWilliams2 @patrick_barkham
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*Mortal Kombat music begins* *child gets hoofed into the next county*
Bad news if you’re entering your 50 lb. child in the Minnesota State Fair horse fighting competition.
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Watch for the moment where the Chinook passes *below* the height of the mast.
Speed-Boater happy freaks when a military chinook doubles back for a race..
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What a fetching hat.
A couple months ago, I saw a pair of Blue-gray Gnatcatchers mobbing a Red-tailed Hawk. Not unusual. But then the female gnatcatcher LANDED on the hawk's head!
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Amazing photo.
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Wholesome.
cracking up bc there is no other way to interpret this poster than the alien wanting to show you the movie they're in bc they're really proud and excited and want to share it with you bc yr friends ☺️
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Genuine LOL at the third dog's back end in the air.
Get outta the way
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I would be friends with them.
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The heron: Graceful, long-legged silent haunter of the waterways.
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There is often magic to be seen over a pair of ears.
Doing this would cure my depression in one shot
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I would like to know the answer to this as well please.
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Someone who lives in a very cold home, and is changing from their big thermal socks into thinner socks and outdoor footwear.
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"They're hiding a spy in Isengard-gard-gard-gard-gard!" et cetera.
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Normando Espinhoso.
This hilarious footage shows a parrot photobombing a highway traffic camera near Curitiba, Brazil.
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Lucky you.
I'm yet to hear a "remastered" album which sounds any different to the original.
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