Into games (video, tabletop, card) and other stuff. He/Him. Bi. 33

Joined February 2014
Took a break from card games to touch grass with my girlfriend over the weekend. Went on a hike though the creek and woods yesterday, Kings Island today. Love this goober. Shoutout to Vessis, waterproof shoes make creeking sick.
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you're in a woke battle but your opponent is kaido
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Right-wingers, December 2024: You are not ready for what's coming. You have no idea what is coming. Nothing can prepare you. Right-wingers, October 2026: hey (((they))) don't want you to know how ***horny*** I am for genderbend draco malfoy
Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.
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Yugioh group chat is a mix of "all my decks are gone what do I do", "we're so back" and "what do you guys think of my list" (its stun). Excited to see how the format plays out post-list.
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Nah, she’s right. If your “yearning” is of a underage genderbent Harry Potter character with a 4chan slur for a name, then I’d imagine you’ve never seen a real woman before
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Genesys sure is a real format (it's peak)
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Kashtira support :) (I'm coping)
Here's your new secret rare 90 dollars staple The parallel to dominus cards, in the form of quick play breaker, or all purpose versatile card I don't like that it can just dig into the deck going first but I like that for a steep cost it can trade with turn zeroes, like droplet
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they kill you if you dont go 15 over the speed limit in ohio
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New pet peeve unlocked: Commander players who hold grudges between games. Played a pod with randoms the other day where I won the first game pretty convincingly and the table got so salty that the next game we played (I switched decks) they hard focused me off rip. I hate that.
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Giveaway time! I have one Black Empire Standard Bundle to give away here, provided by @PlayHearthstone To enter: - Like + Follow this account + Retweet - Comment with the card you're most excited to play with in the upcoming extension. I'll pick the winner some time tomorrow
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Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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11 years of Siege, never banned, never had an issue. Pro Tips: Pay $20, if that, for your own ubi account. Control recoil by pulling down with your your mouse. Get Intel by using drones, watching cams, and communicating with teammates.
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So many of my friends are all-in on Deadlock and while I appreciate the vibe and all, I cannot get into it. I tried it a bit but the whole time I was thinking "man this sure is a moba huh". I'm not calling it bad, I just wish I could be as invested as my friends.
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Forbidden & Limited list updates are coming, to prep for Magnificent Maestros! With 34 newly Forbidden cards and 8 Limited cards, we’re revealing the list in 5 parts at YCS Houston – 1 on Friday, 2 each on Saturday and Sunday!
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I don't think we've ever seen a list with 34 changes period but 34 NEWLY FORBIDDEN???
Forbidden & Limited list updates are coming, to prep for Magnificent Maestros! With 34 newly Forbidden cards and 8 Limited cards, we’re revealing the list in 5 parts at YCS Houston – 1 on Friday, 2 each on Saturday and Sunday!
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I have a friend from high-school who spent some time as a r34 artist doing commissions and what not. Someone was playing Dota in our call and said "do you think it feels good for Dark Willow if a hummingbird sticks its beak in there" so he whips this up. Sometimes hes just on one
watching my friend drawing porn on discord
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I unironically used the phrase "are you flushing what I'm shitting" in a convo with my brother today and I saw him whip out his phone to write it down
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I can’t believe atp that they are anticipating positive reception of Midnight’s story. You can’t tell me they looked at that work, and went to bed excited to see our reactions the next day. They’re demonstrably unconcerned with story quality entirely. That’s fair to say by now.
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Gascoine and DS2's Pursuer (including the extra ones) are my favorite because once you learn the parry window you feel like a genuine GOD fighting them and it's just constant dopamine every time.
>Bloodborne >First boss fight >Tries to heal Father Gascoine:
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This video still funny to me ily whoever made this
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