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Shadow Phoenix retweeted
Q: President Trump says you hate Jewish people, NRSC using your full name reminiscent of Barack Hussein Obama, and Trump saying you're full of shit.
El-Sayed: When you don't have ideas all you have is hate. My name is not raising your gas prices. My name is not the reason we're in illegal war. My name is not the reason you can't afford healthcare, rent or insurance. If the best they've got is to point my name and say they can't pronounce it, then we're going to have a good time over the next 13 weeks.
Shadow Phoenix retweeted
El-Sayed: Now Mike, I'm just going to remind you: if you don't know how to say the name, keep the name out your damn mouth. Or just call me Abdul. But I got some opinions about his name. See, it's very fitting for him: Rogers.
Cause that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something.
"Mike, we need you to put a data center in the backyard." — "Roger!"
"Mike, we need you to hike their prescription drug prices." — "Roger!"
"Mike, we need you to rubber-stamp this war we shouldn't be fighting." — "Roger!"
"Mike" — and this one's Donald Trump — "I need you to lick these boots." — "Roger!"
And I think—I think I speak for all of us here in Michigan when I say that we are done with Rogers. Go back to Florida where you belong!
Shadow Phoenix retweeted
Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.
Are we great yet?
Shadow Phoenix retweeted
To celebrate the launch of our Ninja Kiwi plushie and 20th Anniversary hoodie, we're giving away both of them to two lucky winners!
How do you enter? Easy!
1️⃣Follow @ninjakiwigames and @Makeship
2️⃣Repost this post
The giveaway ends June 17th (EST). Good luck!
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Our collab with FMAB drops Monday 2/16 & we are giving 5 lucky people a chance to win $500 to grab whatever they want from the upcoming drop!
LIKE + RT for a chance to win
WINNERS ANNOUNCED ON SUNDAY AM
GOOD LUCK!
Shadow Phoenix retweeted
Vince Gilligan on Pluribus and his other shows being “slow burns”:
“If the whole world were to move at that pace, that TikTok pace of storytelling, that would be very sad to me. […] It’s fast food versus home cooking.”
Do we even want long form movies in the future?
If you haven't tried the X video function that automatically feeds you an unending list of short and current videos, you haven't seen the future. It is -- by far -- my favorite form of video entertainment. It knows what I want and delivers it endlessly without me touching my device after it starts.
Shadow Phoenix retweeted
Whenever times are rough, I always think back to the ending of A Boy Named Charlie Brown and what Linus says to Charlie Brown after he loses the spelling bee. It's a good message for people that we all need at times like this.
Shadow Phoenix retweeted
A tribute to “The Greatest of All Time”.
To the best 23 years we all could have ever asked for.
@JohnCena
🎵: Somewhere Only We Know (Keane)
#ThankYouCena
Shadow Phoenix retweeted
🎄 JINGLE BLOONS: DAY 6! 🎄
Shoot hoops, and look slick doing it with this Ninja Kiwi Basketball set! As always, just like and repost this post to be in with a chance of winning! Entries close when we post day 7!
Good luck! 🎄🎈
#JingleBloons
































