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Robert Lightwood

@ShadowedMisfit

I’ve always tried to take the easy way out. I mean well. Should that be what counts? Father to Izzy, Alec and Max. 21+RP PARODY

Joined October 2023
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Robert Lightwood Dark and Triggering Themes Parody and Roleplay Account Not new to the Shadowhunter Fandom. 21+ FC: Cillian Murphy #TMI #TSC
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"I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now." | warrior spirit | artist at heart | reckless mistake | rolling freight-train | wreck what i love most | first class let down | a headcase | [mostly banter. slow with descriptive SLs. you may DM to plot.] #TMI
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|| I used to work at a Pizza place so I’m over here xD
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Robert smiled sheepishly, “it is, but it’s different. Pizza is made with Marinara sauce which has a tomato base but uses something different. Though Pizza sauce is a bit different than marinara too… it’s a lot to process. But if we put ketchup on a pizza we would make Izzy —
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"Isn't ketchup... A tomato sauce too?" None of it made sense and Jace didn't want to dwell on it. "Just tell me what to do." Perfect little soldier awaiting orders, as always.
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— style pizza.” He said with a shrug and then quickly spread the dough out into a flat round pizza shape thing. “Just put the sauce in the middle and spread it around, but don’t put it all the way to the edges.”
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|| I’ll be online later to get back to replies. I’m gonna head home from work now.
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His eyes twitched. “Ketchup?” He laughed and then pulled out some marinara sauce, cheese, some dough that Maryrse had created a few days ago and then he glanced at Jace. “Ketchup is not for pizza.”
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Obediently moving towards the kitchen. "We have ketchup? Maybe we can use it as a sauce. And everything else. But I'm not sure about the crust."
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Robert wasn’t actually expecting this. He paused and then gestured for Jace to head into the kitchen. “Well we need pizza sauce, the crust, and whatever topping you want with cheese.”
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A playful sigh of relief was let out. "Then we have nothing to worry about. Let's make that pizza. What do I do?"
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He felt his face turn into a grimace at the mention of Izzy’s cooking and he laughed. “No… no I’m not that bad.”
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Jace contemplated it for a moment. "Can't be worse than what Izzy would make. Right?"
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He almost choked. “I meant… ordering Pizza. Though perhaps we could also make it together. I mean what could be so hard about that?”
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Raises his eyebrows in shock. "You can make pizza? Or... Are you saying we should order?"
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“How about… pizza. Maryse is the good cook in the family.”
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"Very diplomatic. But I think my hurt feelings will be mended with some good food." A way to spend time with the old man. Jace would do anything.
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“Of course you are. I mean i love all my children. You are no exception to that.”
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Chuckles. "I just hope I'm somewhere high on that list too," he teased.
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. . . “Not going to comment.”
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Not much of a secret if everyone already knows it.
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|| Did I just see a Maryse?
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He furrowed his brows and then shook his head. “No. But I remember where she kept it.” He stepped away from Alec and started rummaging through the bathroom. He came out of the room a few minutes later with a tube of burn cream. “Sometimes Mundanes make good things.”
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Short starter for @AngeIusIapsus
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— to protect them. To protect everyone he cared about. When he heard another boy was named Michael Wayland, and the boy was blind, he knew he had to do something. So he found out where the boy was staying and made his way there and then paused as he entered the room. “Are you-
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— Michael?” He asked. He felt responsible for anyone with the name Wayland.
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