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Minneapolis, MN
Joined July 2016
Asking the NBA to do anything that *might* benefit the basketballing franchise in Minnesota
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Bill Simmons on LaMelo Ball (March 23rd, 2026): β€œI think LaMelo is a real winner this season…I love the way he’s playing!” Bill Simmons on LaMelo Ball (June 28th, 2026): β€œThey (The Hornets) were using him like a race car on Sundays…LaMelo doesn’t f*****g play!”
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Somebody genuinely typed this out and decided to hit send. They probably also think they deserve to live too
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Replying to @SvenTystnad
Yep -- besides the issues that come with LaMelo being... well, LaMelo, trading Naz right after you've traded away Julius Randle is just STUPID. Now your frontcourt is an aging Rudy Gobert, an inconsistent Jaden McDaniels, and ??????
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"Imagine every woman you date, ... the next dude she dates, she marries. That's the Minnesota Timberwolves." πŸ’ @VinceGoodwill's analogy πŸ˜…
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The fun thing about bots is they can't tell the difference between jokes and sincerity
The World Cup should’ve had games in Duluth, MN
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Yes, because I just need to try soooo hard to paint this player of all people as a villain
so much of the Wemby hate cannot be uncoupled with american xenophobia towards foreign language, foreign mannerisms, foreign heritage, foreign cultural vales. he's literally been given the nickname 'alien' and americans so desperately want, need to paint him as a villain
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Victor Wembanyama is called an β€œalien” because he is 7’5”, not because he is French. ksat.com/news/local/202…
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The more people discover the W the more people who find out that series was a crock of shit
Bill Simmons is hilarious, why did he bring up the 2024 WNBA finals during this podcast & casually just dropped that he thinks the Lynx got jobbed lol
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There's running but there's no hiding clown. @JimmyButler
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JIMMY BUTLER KILL YOURSELF
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