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You can confirm what he TOLD your ass.
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Dexter Goad retweeted
god watching you steal welfare money
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Looks like I overestimated the American people. This election isn’t over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history. It’s like people are actively voting for America to fail.
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Dexter Goad retweeted
2024 your election pants 🤝 me wondering how it's this tight
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Dexter Goad retweeted
Doctor gonna sprinkle yo toes into the trash like salt bae
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No weed, no abortions, yall boys living like 1866 down there
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Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed around now and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?
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Cyber Command needs to fuck Russia up. It shouldn’t matter who you are voting for, this is unacceptable.
Now FIVE bomb threats at precincts in majority black Dekalb…
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The god who sacrificed his only begotten son for our sins? The one who looked out for the poor? Booooy GTFOH
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Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚
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If we went down to hell and pulled Ronald Reagan up for a few hours and told him that RUSSIA WAS CALLING IN BOMB THREATS TO A UNITED STATES POLLING PLACE He would be fumbling around for them codes buddy.
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Please put me on hold so long that it’s a surprise who I’m calling.
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Dexter Goad retweeted
Melania look like me at a professional event pretending the edible don’t have me FLOATING.
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1. Is there any evidence this is actually happening? 2. Can we talk about how fucking weird it is that the entire MAGA movement is terrified of women?
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I heard podcasts are great way to pass the time standing in line.
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Dexter Goad retweeted
Not having a child in my 20s might be the best decision I ever made in my life
Ngl no kids by 30 thats a red flag lowkey.
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#Giants QB Daniel Jones told his teammates that he doesn’t vote. Malik Nabers turned around and said so your decision making is just as bad off the field too? Everyone laughed, great moment.
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