Google: DON'T SCRAPE! Also Google: Scrapes Literally Everything... Google: DON'T USE AI CONTENT! Also Google: Immediately Implements Its Own AI Content Into SERPs. Google: JUST CREATE GREAT CONTENT! Also Google: Favours authority over better quality niche content from real experts. Google: WAIT FOR THE ALGORITHM UPDATE! Also Google: Updates continue to do the exact same thing. Google: OPTIMIZE YOUR SITES! Also Google: But not too much, unless you want to get hit by an over optimization classifier but we don't tell you on which pages. Google: DON'T OVERLOAD ON ADS! Also Google: We'll just casually put four ads above the fold and try to cloak ads from users. Google: MAKE SITES FOR USERS, NOT FOR SEARCH ENGINES! Also Google: But make sure it loads fast for crawlers, is mobile friendly, structured for our bots, and filled with schema markup and structured data.