Every salesperson at Sprintz looks like Emmylou Harris

Say this fast: “The AT-AT is at At Attin” #SkeletonCrew

Day-of voting is underrated. My poll is walking distance from my house and it took under 3 min to cast a ballot. If you haven’t already - go do it!

Besides “Piper,” are there any other first names that mean “player of an instrument”?

Overheard at the conclusion of 9 year old’s birthday party - “Diesel, Axel, let’s go!”

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Baz Luhrmann

Worried that some trend word my son was using was offensive, but pleasantly surprised all around

Chubby Checker. Fats Domino. Let’s keep it going - Chunky Uno? Plump Monopoly?

I liked it, but why isn’t it called “Civil War II”?

Lots of Nashville tots named “Ryman,” but the Real Ones are named “ThreeTwentyEight”

The diversity of people that wear “Bass Pro Shop” hats boggles the mind.

It must be clown day because the 2 Panera orders ahead of mine were “DiCaprio” & “Phelps”

This life crisis is sooo mid

Southern idioms: did anyone growing up hear “I don’t believe that’d be too swift (pronounced “swuft”)? Meaning an ill advised idea.

“I’m not getting dressed up for @timheidecker “ - my wife

Pro tip / life hack: Take a picture, it will last longer

It can’t be overstated the effect “Raiders of the Lost Ark” had on mini-golf theming.

I’m at the “watching videos of vintage locomotive whistles” stage of life

If you are talking about what “season of life” you are in, I can tell you’re not only Baptist, but First Baptist.

Do kids ever just have a “birthday themed” birthday party anymore?