Nom nom for us, David!

Joined August 2025
jis ghar mein calories ko count karte hai wahan farishtay nahi aate
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Tikay raho Advani jii hum sab log end credits dekh kay he jayenge
Delhi: Veteran BJP leader Lal Krishna Advani, who was admitted to Apollo Hospitals on 16th October with a chest infection, is being discharged today.
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Every time I see a video of him saying sweet things like this so naturally, it really pains me that we’re stuck with a bunch of asshole politicians who wouldn’t even be able to fake this kind of sincerity. So tired of the performances.
And they think Rahul Gandhi started speaking against patriarchy only recently. This video would humble them🔥
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The fakest absolute fakiest of all fake things is when people write a long winded essay on LinkedIn when they get a new job, thanking people from the previous company about how much they’ve “grown, learned and evolved” my dearest folks PLEASE get a life
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was locked in a room with LinkedIn, twitter and Instgram, I would shoot Linkedin twice.
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#WATCH | Gangtok, Sikkim: Newly appointed Sikkim Governor Dushyant Kumar Gautam took the oath as the Governor of the State at Lok Bhavan today
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Twitter (X) chalaane waalo ki ek achhi baat yeh bhi hai ki woh Instagram waalo ki tarah public mein full volume mein reels nahin dekhte.
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me every year watching the victoria’s secret fashion show in my pajamas, judging every single look like i'm on the panel
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Welcome to tonight’s episode of So You Think You Can Sleep.
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tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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Do that hairstyle that makes your forehead look even bigger, who cares, be unhinged
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الكوكب لو كان فيه بس بنات
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Yea I’m going back to sleep
Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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Alguém tem que apresentar o Twitter pra essas pessoas que ficam desabafando nas notas do insta
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"If we make tampons free women will abuse the system" fuck you think we're gonna do? Start eating tampons?
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I’ma keep trying though
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Found mine 🥰
i ranked every twitter account
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