Stiles

*derek passes by* erica: look at his ass, i bet you could bounce a coin off of it stiles: you can erica: stiles: what? it was for scientific purposes erica: is that what we're calling it now?

derek: you’re really campaigning for Asshole Of The Year, aren’t you? stiles: as defending champion, are you nervous?

stiles: caffeine no longer keeps me awake while i work, so instead i have derek periodically send me texts saying "we need to talk" stiles: it gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear i need to keep going erica: you terrify me

*texting the pack* stiles: does mountain ash work on birds?? stiles: if a goose is attacking me will mountain ash be an effective deterrent??? stiles: this is a time sensitive, please answer

derek: welcome to the hale pack's new house, jackson derek: stiles will show you around stiles, opening the door: here’s the exit

derek: your existence confuses me stiles: how? derek: you annoy me endlessly but if anything bad happened to you i’d be upset stiles: that's a very convoluted way of telling me you love me

stiles: *unbuttoning shirt* stiles: god it’s so hot in here derek: i know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?