 Heisman Trophy winner, winner. All Houston Everything. Talks Sports. BJJ Coach. Follows Astros fans. #ChaseTheFight

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I reverse engineered Tinder
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Watch the first clip here. Heidi Levine is a Washington Post journalist in her mid 60s. Let's see how the Western media handles this one.
Replying to @infinite_jaz
Severe settler + soldier attack on olive harvesters in Abu Falah. American WaPo journalist Heidi Levine badly wounded. Machine gunfire—at least one Palestinian shot. Tear gas. Soldiers assaulting journalists.
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CJ Stroud’s arm strength isn’t talked about enough. He has a cannon Easy power. Flick of the wrist to throw lasers in tight windows Elite arm talent
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Hate to disappoint the conspiracy theorists, but James is still alive and meeting with voters at ACL today.
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DeMeco Ryans taking over defensive playcalling
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He been a Dawg, I miss him on the Texans
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99.9% of people don’t want to make their own music to listen to. They want to listen to music made by human beings that are expressing human emotions through art because the whole point of music is emotional commiseration you fucking baked potato
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all AI music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago. Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Lmao they said Mamdani will bring Sharia law to NYC and all we got was line dancing at Bryant Park
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I’ll take care of his fine
#Texans Pro Bowl middle linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair fined $11,492 for unauthorized message on eye black Sunday vs. #Bills Hind Rajab was a five-year-old Palestinian girl killed by Israeli military firing several bullets along with six family members in Gaza City on January 29, 2024. Audio recordings of Hind calling for help sparked international outrage. In August, Israeli military confirmed soldiers fired on the vehicle and ordered an internal criminal investigation into the incident. Al-Shaair was previously fined $11,593
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LMFAO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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I want that man to sue everybody.
How is this not considered a form of juror retaliation? This juror is a private citizen doing his civic duty. He has not chosen to make his name or identity public, nor has he done any interviews publicly following the Lindsay Clancy mistrial. @RyanNBCBoston @NBC10Boston
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Now this is a real American hero. 🥹
Maybe the best piece ESPN has ever produced. 25 years after 9/11 and I still watch this at least once a year. The story of Welles Crowther, a former Boston College lacrosse player who saved at a dozen lives. “The Man In The Red Bandana.”
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I’ve never seen anything like this… This ump stopped the game & made Cardinals rookie Hancel Rincon straighten his hat, saying nobody will wear it like that on his field. Quickly followed up by the worst revenge call I’ve ever seen. Suspend him now @MLB
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you too?
Dream being dreamy in the finals against a stacked Magic team. I’ll go to my grave saying it’s Olajuwon over any center you can name.
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Shoutout to @JeffPassan, who’s having a rough week. May we all strive to be as virtuous and pure in all our baseball dealings as the golden goose of @MLB—the @Dodgers. Sincerely, All of Houston 😘 – at Houston, TX
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My favorite clip of Dolly.
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Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
Body cam footage shows ICE agents using racial slurs during immigration operations
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His footwork is disgusting My goodness
Prime Olajuwon over any center you can name.
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