Unfortunately wasting my 69th post to inform you all that my laptop has given me the blue screen of death, and I will need to look into a new computer. Obviously, that also means the Sable animation is being put on hold AGAIN and I’m very very sorry about that. See y’all soon…

MY LAPTOP HAS BEEN FIXED! NO MORE STUPID TWEETS, I HAVE A WIFE TO ANIMATE

someone should draw wumpus going through stroggification that would be really funny i think

I wish there was a good, fairly customizable model of a male Skyrim Argonian because then I could finally recreate my fantasies of fucking my husband Derkeethus in the ass crazy style

I think we should renormalize saying stupid corny shit when we see something attractive. Like YES I will say “great googly moogly” to a fat ass with freckles unironically, I can’t help myself around something that fucking hot. And there’s something beautiful about that I think.

my computer is being shitty again but unrelated to that i just saw some chubby samus art and my jaw fell to the fuckin floor and my eyes bugged like awooga!!

Okay, I THINK managed to fix it myself, I decided to risk cracking it open (I am not very tech savvy, physically) and one of the fans was dirty as fuck. I am so so sorry for the wait, I’mma try and lock the fuck in so I can show you the animation of my wife— I mean Sable sooner

Sable animation might take even LONGER because my laptop’s making some loud-ass noise and I think it needs a fan replaced or some shit

Hm.

Looks like Daddy Kass has one last song to play for you! It's just an uh... a silent, interpretive dance version of it. Mhm. Kass -> @Chocoscorner Anon -> asdf9146 Everything else -> me :)

Someone should make a Dark Samus model but specifically her MP2 appearance so you see through to her womb and watch her get impregnated from the outside

I swear— I’ll be like, minding my business and then out of nowhere my phone lights up to tell me God in artist form liked my post or followed me. Where do you talented people come from? What have I done to deserve this kind of insane recognition? I appreciate it but still— wild!

Guys, be honest, should I just bullshit more? I know a lot of artists just tweet random shit sometimes, but I’ve always been of the mindset that y’all are only here for porn and not random stupid stuff. …But I also think like I don’t interact enough and it makes me feel bad :(

just realized i forgot the watermark, fml

Movie night, anyone? We just got Mortal Kombat (1995) on DVD. Moxxie -> Valorlynz Anon -> asdf9146 (I forgot where I got the couch from 💀 ) Everything else -> me :)

Checking out the artists following me now and seeing tons of big butts and bellies, truly I’ve been blessed