Sardarcasm Loves Humour , Shayri And Beauty Thoda Hass Vi Liya Karo Kanjro !! Punjabi , Delhiite, Indian
New Delhi
Joined September 2020
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Pappu: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house.
Friend: So sad. Which part did he get?
Pappu: He got the outside!!!!
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छोटी दिपावली और दिपावली की बहुत बहुत बधाई सभी को,
आपके जीवन मे खुशिया और भरपूर रोशनी रहे !!
Be Safe And Enjoy With Your Friends and Family.
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So The American People And Stock Market are Celebrating The Loss Of Trump and His Party In The Mid Term Elections..
Hopefully Trump Doesn't Make Any Dramatic Moves In The Next Few Days And Make The World Regret
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In The Early Years Of Marriage You Fight Because You Don't Understand Each Other..
In The Later Years, You Fight Because You Know Each Other !!!
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Never Underestimate 3 things:
1. Wife Angry For A Reason.
2. Wife Angry Without Reason.
3. Wife About To Get Angry and Looking For a Reason !!
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Pappu Comes Home Late And Drunk.. He knows His Wife Won't Open the Door. He Knocks.
Wife: Who Is It?
Pappu: I Bought Flowers For The Pretty Lady.
Wife Opens the Door and Says: Where Are the Flowers?
Pappu: Where Is The Pretty Lady?
"He is recovering from his injuries"
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दिवाली आ रही हैं बीवी चाहे जितना भी
भला बुरा कहे
निराश ना हो..
पड़ोसन की नजर में आप हीरा हो
वह भी कोहिनूर वाला हीरा...
बस सब्र रखो !!
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The Only Time My Wife Said Something to me in Shayari.
Roses Are Red And Violets Are Neeley...
I Made Dal Roti Now You Wash Pateeley !!
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दोस्त : सुना है तुम अपनी पत्नी के साथ बर्तन धोते हो?
मैं : तो क्या हुआ..
वो भी तो मेरे साथ रोटी पकाती है!!
पत्नी स्टूल पर चढ़कर सफाई करते हुए गा रही थी.
अगर तुम मिल जाओ, जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम
पति भी गाने लगा
अगर तुम गिर जाओ,दूसरी ढूंढ लेंगे हम..
The way @diljitdosanjh Sings This Song It Hits Differently.
So Much Love and Spirituality.
