@SethShaffer

Always joking. Also always sad.

Joined April 2009
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#DepressionFeelsLike Trying to make sure no one else knows what it feels like
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To whom it may concern, See ya later
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Everybody: It will probably be Crash Bandicoot or Master Chief Minecraft Steve: xitter.cf/liltatarthot/status/11…
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Me watching everyone change their home screen like myspace while I’m on my iphone 6 still
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The last time woodley won a round in a fight #UFCVegas11
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Me seeing Devito trending and checking twitter to make sure Danny is okay
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Everybody in LA just now feeling the earthquake #earthquake xitter.cf/DJJordanJetson/status/…
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Why is this picture of Shia Labeouf the last 8 years of my life
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The playstation 5 preorder if you weren’t there the first 45 seconds: #ps5preorder xitter.cf/liltatarthot/status/11…
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Me checking twitter to make sure Dave Grohl is okay
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Everybody in #Austin this morning. 🥶 #coldfront #putonasoup 57°
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I’m basically in a conversation with all the Rogen’s including their dog and I just don’t think my day can get any better.
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And yes I totally consider @Sethrogen liking @IamLaurenMiller ‘s post about @GoodGirlZelda as included in the conversation
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Me checking twitter to make sure pineapple express is okay
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All of us on team 0 kids
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It’s been so long since I’ve had sex when I saw Hooters trending I got super excited to see some owl pictures.
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Me checking twitter to make sure the Cheesecake Factory is okay
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Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer when they see they’re trending xitter.cf/DJJordanJetson/status/…
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Me checking twitter to make sure fruit ninja is okay
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Me running to twitter to see if the 3rd of september is trending because of my birthday
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Me checking twitter to make sure The Rock is okay
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