Replying to @seth
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NEW BOOK out today - and it's free for Kindle Unlimited users!!! amzn.to/3tG2OnF
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honest Q: did #HappiestSeason KNOW it was being subversive by fucking with our expectations re: making us ship abby + Riley together, or was that whole thing accidental? reading the interviews with Clea Duvall, I don't get the sense that she was in on that whole joke.
lolol remember one of the times @RuPaul got caught saying transphobic shit and posted some lame non-apology along with the trans solidarity flag, but she searched for "trains" instead of "trans" and posted the flag for the train association instead
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T.I. on #redtabletalk was TRASH. Jada let him sit and giggle and smirk about controlling his own daughter's hymen. He didn't know what the word "patriarchy" was, then admitted to cheating on his OWN wife while policing his daughter. This is why friends shouldn't interview friends
Don't even think about your freedom or taking that flight
Or going back upon your promise after fighting for the right
Because your eggshells and your "I" statements and your weaponized words
Are paper tigers now
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Reaction to every crime drama about men (Goodfellas, Scarface, every crime drama ever made, etc) - OMG an instant classic!
No mention of morality of the crimes
Reaction to first crime drama about women: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MORALS? AND THEY'RE STRIPPERS TOO OMGSHDFDD
#hustlers
scary and embarrassing, even for him xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
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my new book is out, and available at a discount for today only! amzn.to/2MzFHLk
#DearMeTenYearsAgo: Right now you can't walk into Target to buy a book about gay people because you're deeply closeted and petrified of being "found out." Today you are happier than you knew you could be, and oh: you get to wake up every day and write gay books for a living, too.
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The gay community told me I was becoming "too fem" to get a date, so I wrote a book about it. Coming soon.
Also for my 19th birthday I went out dancing in a Lower East Side dive bar with Katy Perry (rightttttt before the release of I Kissed A Girl) and got so drunk I passed out in the bathroom of the Pop Burger next door. xitter.cf/MikeSegalov/status/111…
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I tripped and spilled a beer all over Clive Owen's leather shoes in a bar. He glared at me and then laughed when I said I was 18 and had never really been out before. PS he was randomly the best-looking man I've ever seen in person xitter.cf/MikeSegalov/status/111…
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