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“Across the lands.. we toil.. we serve.. we repent.. all for the grand citadel, towering above all..”
//pinned + list of muses//
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“Hm.. this.. simple scroll.. with so called ‘art’ on it..
..it’s just.. it’s just strokes.. with varying brushes.. showing.. things.. no.. that.. couldn’t have been the intention.. no..”
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“NO!”
[the dancer throws the scroll across the room in.. rage..?]
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“I JUST WANT TO.. UNDERSTAND THIS! UNDERSTAND ART! ITS NONSENSE! ITS..”
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#projecthailmary
“I just saw in the halls, the GREEN PRINCE walking around my citadel VERDANIANS DO NOT BELONG IN OUR CITADEL ETERNAL! WHO LET THEM IN HERE? BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO BREAK THEIR FUCKING LEGS!”
“Uh they let the green prince in.”
[malsilk]
“you gonna break their legs conductor rostrum?”
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Noticed Trobbio signs his wish with "The Tormented One" and it made him going to Songclave in a "disguise" to put his wish up
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STAY IN CHARACTER! 🗣️👃 - Villager Edition
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#minecraft #villagernews #backrooms
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“Another summoning.. I think we’re being bundled with those.. high caste folk this time around..”
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“I’m s-s-suprised that we rank that high.. I didn’t even know..”
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“I expected to be held to such high standards. We have our own title for gods sake.”
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This joke is one of the few examples where slowing down/speeding up parts of the clip actually makes it funnier

































