@SeriousSanchez

Comedian and actor and co-host of extremely sporadic podcast @thepraisedown he/him

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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Caffeine free diet coke is a type of beer – at Burbank, CA
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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogOct 18
If you thought bird poop was gross already, get this. It’s worms
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Justin Sherin@wychstreetOct 14
There’s a bit of predictable ‘shut up old man’ in the comments but he knows more about pop than anyone alive. He’s addicted to it. Ask him about anything new, he’s heard it, frequently enjoys it & can tell you how it works. He’s always been like that.
Rock and Roll Garage
@rocknrollgarag1Oct 13
Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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oxbuddy@oxbddyOct 10
All Timer
Variety
@VarietyOct 7
Will Angus, who appears in “Artificial” as Anthropic co-founder Dario Amodei, says Andrew Garfield “nailed” his performance as Sam Altman: “He has this vocal fry in between lines, kind of when he’s thinking, that he really nailed. The walk, the head movements. It was spooky.” variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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fran🏒@IlyasCigaretteOct 10
*taps sign*
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DiamondsCheat@DiamondsChestOct 11
I’m at Halloween Horror Nights right now, and this kid with autism keeps shitting really loud while putting a Homer plush under the stall to look at me. He’s done it multiple times and I caught it on camera.
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elephant nightclub that hires all mouse bouncers – at Burbank, CA
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cash@cash__brownsOct 3
normal guy
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constans@constansSep 25
AS I SAID
New York Post
@nypostSep 25
NYC Episcopal priest Flourish Klink claims Jesus is trans and God is nonbinary in outlandish sermon trib.al/eJnwuEH
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Stuart Benson
@LeftHandStuSep 25
🚨🚨THE RATGINOT LINE HAS BROKEN!🚨🚨 ctvnews.ca/calgary/article/d…
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ONLY POEMS
@onlypoemsmagSep 25
I know how it feels, born as I've been into these rotting times, as into sin.
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Biting the bullet and googling "gym for nerds los angeles" – at Burbank, CA
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Berwyn Choobs
@sabatonfan69Sep 25
This is the shit Andy samberg was saying to isla fisher to make her fall in love with him in hot rod
erica@ericanextdooorSep 25
fuck marry kill soup salad sandwich
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Kill Tim Faust 💀@crulgeSep 23
23 years ago some guy wrote a web essay called “Geek Social Fallacies” that I return to every few years. I think some of the stuff he identifies undergirds a lot of these dynamics plausiblydeniable.com/five-g…
Kill Tim Faust 💀@crulgeSep 22
slightly haunted by the western mass lesbian bar story... A lotta folks ostracized elsewhere want to be considerate and nice; unfortunately, there's a small but lethal number of people who see that as a prime opportunity to abuse their goodwill. Lots of us have the scars!
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlkSep 22
I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted. Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.
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Important note: YES all this stuff is apple-shiner bullshit but it's so easy that it's a cheat code. It's all your dumb boss cares about, so if you do the superficial shit you can get away with other stuff. Basically if you iron your shirt you can get as high as you want at lunch – at West Hollywood, CA
brooke 🐝@textbookvillainSep 19
I saw this thread like a month ago, and it has been torturing the shit out of me ever since. It was a bunch of zoomers acting absolutely SHOCKED that people reacted badly when they showed up to work with wet hair. "People actually care about that?" And it's like...
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This is what the internet is all about. This is what it's all for – at Burbank, CA
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Successfully clocked a woman as being from Central Texas just by looking at the rings on her fingers – at Burbank, CA
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I was today years old when I learned that they're called toaster "strudels" because you "extrude" the frosting onto them – at Burbank, CA
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