@SerBlank

House Hopperbones, First of His Name, Lord of Cows, Lord of Bootleg Mechas, Protector of #FUD, Father of Code, the Executioner, the Pied Piper of 🦇🔊🖼

 somewhere down a rabbit hole
Joined September 2021
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go outside smell the flowers stare at the trees
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the herd has slumbered long enough current cow count: 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 welcome to the fluffherd 994
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one last abomination before the lab closes @Waxbones 🤝
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thiel’s attempt to destroy society failed so he got his buddy to start banning journalists to coax cheeto and all the pretend tough guys back because they know nobody can look away from a good train wreck and good train wrecks are a great advertising opportunity
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this
Calvin Hoenes@calvinhoenes2 Dec 2022
People who think they are experts because they have followers and made a bit of money should have a mandatory therapist.
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couldn't help myself had to burn 2 more SPYS
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math is hard i meant 6 more
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oops i tripped and burnt 48 SPYS
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excuse me while i swap this ethernet cable what do you mean that was the wrong cable oh shit our database cluster is now split brain and the entire database team just quit
Mosquito Capital@MosquitoCapital18 Nov 2022
I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
spoken like someone who hasn’t experienced the dumbest of pull requests take down the most basic system
Austen Allred
@Austen18 Nov 2022
Replying to @Austen
Yea complex software can be fragile, and yes there’s institutional knowledge, but Twitter is not “you must have 2,000 engineers working full time to keep this from going down” fragile
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i didn’t read the ftx bankruptcy filing and am an expert in nothing but i haven’t farmed engagement for minute so i’m going to pretend i read it and opine about fraud and shit let’s dig in 👇
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trix are for kids
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maybe let’s dial the crazy down for a minute we’ve been at batshit for far too long now some reasonable amount of crazy for a week or two would be chill
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for those of you who don’t know @thesalvare is a real one no matter what @shakkablood says
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jokes on you CEXs my jpegs are illiquid af
I can’t believe I managed to lure this one in, but… @DesLucrece is officially entering the Lab on Monday 29th along with 70+ new traits including, by popular demand, new body augmentations! This is not a drill… I’d say you’re fucked, mate!
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