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Been offering elderly people from Republican districts rides to the polls and dropping them off in miscellaneous parking lots dozens of miles away
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5,328
783
67,410
3,190,022
Pete and Caleb on my teams can you believe can you really believe it?
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76
Football is evil because a guy who sucks gets hurt and I’m like GET THE FUCK UP QUIT CRYING
36
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For how valuable of a franchise they are, the Cubs being as low as they are on this list is pathetic They need to break the bank one time
The Cubs "badly want" Tarik Skubal, per @JeffPassan Chicago remains skeptical that they will be willing to compete in the well-over $300M, potentially $400M+ range that Skubal is expected to get.
46
43
12
1,028
72,432
Jed is operating on a level you can’t fathom
Cubs Re-Sign Gabe Klobosits To Minor League Deal mlbtraderumors.com/2026/10/c…
8
482
Maybe I’m a fucking rube but I’d be shocked if cubs don’t sign Holmes. You don’t trade Jefferson Rojas for that
1
63
Sweet Caroline is a good song
1
144
Damn. Somehow 20x more pathetic than you’d expect
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
50
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Caleb Williams is the first quarterback to throw for more than 300 yards against Mike Vrabel's Patriots since Week 2 of last season
16
185
17
2,026
68,698
All in, dgaf
First trailer for Florian Zeller’s ‘BUNKER.’ Starring Javier Bardem, Penélope Cruz, Paul Dano, Stephen Graham and Patrick Schwarzenegger.
1
63
Oh yeah Ian eagle’s son…..was the western conference finals only 142 days ago Ian eagle’s son?? Wow. Just 142 days ago
30
Would be so funny if Sirianni was the only one who pushed back on playing him and they still fire him because it’s the perfect opportunity. PLEASE
“Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.” If this is true, you need to fire everyone involved in the decision to put Hurts on the field. Howie should even be grilled for this.
52
Big fan of You Can See Everything. Now I need Nathan to go back to Nathan for You. PLEASE
36
Can I buy stock in Robert Pattinson saying regime change in dune as the next big meme? Can I buy stock? I’m 35 years old
54
Awesome movie
Rohan Campbell reflects on ‘HALLOWEEN ENDS’: “I’m just so proud of that movie. I’m such a big horror film fan. So to have that experience, to wrestle with Michael Myers, to work with one of my childhood heroes David Gordon Green, and to be around Jamie, I knew I was never going to get a chance to do that again.” (filmupdates.net/2026/10/10/i…)
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DIRECTOR OF THE HUNT. FUCKING FEED ME
Craig Zobel (‘The Penguin’) is set to direct a film adaptation of ‘SOMETHING IS KILLING THE CHILDREN’. The story follows a town where children go missing & the few that return have terrible stories of terrifying creatures. Filming begins in Spring.
27
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they’re running the same play on the free palestine movement that they ran on BLM. liberals infiltrate these movements, shout down the radical aspects of them and water down the demands into nothing. in a few years they’ll be talking about how “man free palestine was crazy 🤪”
1
2,785
68
10,234
109,481
He does one of these every week. “I’m sorry I said that humans should be able to marry birds”
Stephen A. Smith begins First Take with a lengthy apology for his controversial comments on Lane Johnson. "Here's the reality of the situation. I was wrong."
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So every October
Weird ass October where you’re absolutely freezing at 8am but sweating at 1pm
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