[UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]

can I turn off my lights? I wanna see outside. *lightning flashes* ohohoho! okay, god provided, thank you

can't a guy fail?

crazy world, lots of smells

are you proud of me mom? probably not. it's hard to win that woman's approval.

if i'm wrong, have fun devouring your fucking wife. and if i'm right, have fun devouring your fucking wife, if you know what i'm saying

BROTHER- *bleghblublu* BROTHER HELP! *drowning noises*

i also use coffee to regain my stamina *takes sip* ahh, that calms the shakes... or causes them

if you feel fine now, you'll feel finer tomorrow. unless that person's a zombie... then you'll be dead

okay, you said tv is truth, is ball also life?

is beautiful!

I AM tomorrow's ghost, cause I'm today's corpse

i can tear any man down emotionally, if i'm allowed

holy shit, what a console... absolute GOATED run

ps2? easily the greatest console ever made, it's not even a question

sean, you've got this! no one has ever gotted a thing as much as you've gotted this!

[OUTRAGEOUS YELLING]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I be holding the penis sometimes

I HESITATE and then I MASTURBATE

THEY'VE PLANTED THEIR SEEDS IN MY BRAIN

my goat is not washed in fact he is cooking