Jo(seph) McCaffrey

On August 9, I married my Queen. On June 3rd, we meet our little Irombian Princess, Emilia McCaffrey {aka Emmy}. Love you so much @nati_42! #BabyMcCaffrey 👑🇮🇪🇨🇴 #HoldingAOnesieWithTheOne

Here are my #HighFive✋🏻favorite drama shows. #Parenthood, #FridayNightLights, #GameOfThrones, #BattleStarGalactica, #TheExpanse. Share some of your own favorite shows in the comments! Let’s make social media *actually* social again.

#HighFive✋🏻: Favorite Comedy Movies🎭 🎥 OVERALL. Not 5 funniest movies. I lean for a combo of humor with HEART + a strong #FeelGoodFactor. #AustinPowers: International Man of Mystery #BillyMadison #TheInbetweeners #MajorLeague #Shrek2 Now give me a #HighFive✋🏻 of your own!

These are my #HighFive✋🏻favorite comedy shows OVERALL. Not the 5 funniest shows. I lean for a combo of humor with HEART. I’ll break it down into categories in future posts. Now give me a #HighFive✋🏻 of your own favorite comedy shows.

Hey! I’m kicking off a series called #HighFive🖐️ — sharing 5 favorites in different categories. I want to know YOUR #HighFive too! For this post, suggest future categories in the replies. Let’s connect & celebrate what lifts us up. #ComingSoon

I feel very sad for the women, the children, and *especially* the young women and girls of the USA right now. Today is not a proud day to be an American. I'm already brainstorming ways I can help to protect you better going forward.

Me: I love you more than you could guess. Emmy: Excuse me? I know how much you love me. To infinity and beyond, and more than that. And bigger than that. She’s right, as usual!

Tweets like this are what Twitter was like when it was good.

“Daddy, what I’m about to do … is dangerous” - Emmy #KidQuotes #KidQuote #EmiliaJoelleMcCaffrey

Something I respect about toddlers is their integrity and individuality when it comes to their fashion. They do not let the weather, or planned activities, or societal norms dictate their outfits. They go solely on mood.

Question for people of the #AssassinsCreed-verse. Why are people keeping so many snakes in jars? Is this historically accurate? #ACValhalla #AssassinsCreedValhalla

I’m going to comment on two things I’m possibly too old to be watching, but Natalia has hooked me in. 1) Belly needs to go for Jere instead of Conrad. 2) Bergie is the best thing to happen to Love Island. #TheSummerITurnedPretty #LoveIslandUSA – at Park Ridge, IL

Ok I think the engagement is gone here. I miss the early days of Twitter.

Who was your favorite teacher? What subject did they teach? What grade / age did you have them? Why were they your favorite?

Wow! One of the best single episodes of TV I’ve ever seen. 10/10! #TheLastOfUs

@AskPlayStation I bought the @WWEgames Whole Dam Pack on PS5 & cannot play it. My copy is a PS4 copy but my console is PS5 - and PS4 option was not available in store at that time. I would like an exchange or refund. The chat keeps telling me no agents are available. Please help

“If u think someone doesn’t like u, it’s probably true. If u think you’ll get fired, count on it. If u think someone else is upset, then it’s all about u. The more u treat your thoughts as if they are reality, the more u will be able to worry” Good+funny stuff from #TheWorryCure

Viserys Targaryen is a trash excuse for a husband. I am disgusted. He has no sense of loyalty. The cherry on top is that he is also a failure as a father. No good karma for him. #HouseoftheDragon #E1

I’ve been playing a lot of Fallout 4 & at first I was a post-apocalypse badass like Darryl Dixon with a mixture of Liam Neeson Taken Dad hellbent on revenge but somehow I’ve just become a landlord like I’m Don Knotts from Three’s Company