Talking way too much about writing, technology, and video games. (he/they) ❤️ @Simon1844 Avatar by ➡️ @teknopathetico

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lots of people surprised that Nintendo added telemetry ("spyware") to FRLG, but they've been adding it to their games since 2017 lol for example: Breath of the Wild is packed with telemetry for things like game progress, where players die and how, popularity of settings, etc
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how the heck is Nintendo is prioritizing who gets Switch 2 devkits the campfire game from the Direct is made by Oink Games, a company primarily known for making board games they have made some video games but none of them are super popular oinkgames.com/en/games/
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I sure hope Nintendo is going to replace this and Gold Points with something else... the optics of this aren't great, especially since it's right off the heels of the Switch 2 game pricing fiasco
[NSO] Game Vouchers will be discontinued on Jan 30 2026. It will no longer be possible to purchase vouchers after that date. Vouchers purchased before Jan 30 2026 will remain valid for up to 12 months. (Game Vouchers lets NSO subscribers buy two Switch 1 games for US$99.)
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interesting, Chris Meledandri (Illumination CEO) only got 75% approval from shareholders for re-election to Nintendo's board of directors all the other directors were elected with 90%+ approval (and last year, Meledandri also received 94% approval) wonder what changed?
[任天堂HP]「臨時報告書(第85期定時株主総会議決権行使結果)」を掲載しました。 nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2025/2…
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a Nintendo employee, 8 years ago: "In Japan, there’s a sense of, 'We’re making this thing for you, and this is how we think this thing is better enjoyed.'" thought this quote was especially relevant with recent events web.archive.org/web/20180125…
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honestly I personally quite like the intermissions but I do think that an option for standard 3 lap lobbies should be added so that people who don't like them can have fun too
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very happy with the Switch 2 so far, it's basically everything I wanted from a next-gen Switch can't wait to see the upcoming first party and third party games also hoping for more upgrades/upgrades for Switch 1 titles, because some really need it
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tomorrow is the Splatoon series' 10th anniversary, so I wonder if they're planning something special
[Nintendo Music] There was no update at the usual time. However, today is NOT a public holiday in Japan. (US public holidays have not stopped Nintendo from updating the app in the past. For example, they added Wii Sports on Veterans Day last year.)
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I highly suspect that the reason GC emulation is Switch 2 exclusive is that the hardware allows their emulator (Hagi) to directly run ROMs without prior work Super Mario Sunshine and Pikmin 1+2 required substantial work for each game on the CPU side before they could run
Today on Digital Foundry, a look at GameCube emulation on Switch 2 with resolution and performance testing - plus a look back at 2017's 'forgotten' Wii emulator for Nvidia Shield, running at a higher resolution on the Tegra X1: youtu.be/MiW6xfJn2O8
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Super Mario Sunshine ran using ahead-of-time recompilation for the executable meanwhile Super Mario Galaxy, Pikmin 1, and Pikmin 2 were all recompiled from their source code to run on the Switch CPU with a shim that forwards the game's SDK calls to the emulator directly (iirc)
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a JIT recompiler would let ROMs "just work", but the Switch 1 probably doesn't have the horsepower to run it very well, hence the Switch 2 exclusivity (for comparison, afaik Dolphin's JIT recompiler doesn't run very well on the Switch 1 without underclocking the emulated CPU)
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the Switch 2 reveal was kinda anti-climactic imo lol but I think that's just because the hardware is about what I expect from a 2nd gen device, and there was only one game announced I'm significantly more interested in the software, so can't wait for the Switch 2 Direct in Apr
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where's the rooftop party Nintendo
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currently testing video upload on my cross-poster, so have a clip of me winning in F-ZERO 99
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I love trying to figure out what Japanese abbreviations for things are supposed to be earlier I was looking at some comments about ゲースロ and I was like "wtf is that" for 5 minutes until I realized Game of Thrones (ゲームオブスローンズ)
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finished Metroid: Zero Mission! the first 90% was excellent, just classic 2D Metroid gameplay then the stealth section started! felt novel at first, but I was not a fan after like 2 minutes also, the final boss was way too easy... I killed it in ~5 hits with Super Missiles
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I died more times on the fake final boss than the legitimate one, so I think there's something off with the balance but either way, ZM is a great game overall, though maybe not my favourite 2D Metroid that honor would go to Super or Dread
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I think Nintendo is aiming to release one "big" soundtrack on Nintendo Music at the start of each month, and then fill the rest of the month out with "small" ones? we got SMBW (Nov) and Splatoon 2 (Dec) as our big soundtracks, and smaller games in between
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