Astolfo

💕 𝙆𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙫𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 💕 #FateRP - #MVRP

//Twitter refuses to let me post on Darumi, so perhaps I vibe here. That could be fun. Astolfo is a baller.

"Don't be silly, Arty! I mean, I dunno if you're MY king, but I'm always here for a lonely buddy! Astolfo's always somewhere! 🎶"

Ah, man. I'm so glad I got suggested this. I mean, whoever writes this character must be a really cool person. Just the best.

GOOOOOOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY! ARE YOU FEELIN' THE VIIIIBE?

What iiiiiiiis up, everybody? Are you feelin' the VIIIIBE?

Eh, we aren't doing anything to put us on the Chaldea naughty list... Unless we do something really bad together! Like, uh. I dunno, loitering in the halls could get us told off. We'd look like ne'erdowells! When would we ever do well? Ne'er!

Yeah, you get it! Besides, what don't I get told off for? Astolfo, don't make noise so late! Astolfo, that's enough candy! Ahh, they know I'm never gonna remember! Anyways, I guess we're already making plenty of noise!

Hey, if we do something that makes people tell us off, then that's extra noise to be made! It doesn't have to be screaming, but if we get everyone talking, I guess that's fine too! 🎶

Then we've got to go absolutely crazy! Fill the silence with noise, start a noisy revolution! We gotta scream, Mash!

I've got a thing or two to say about being quiet! It's bad!

I bet you do! Oh, if you're serious enough to train, we should train together! With our cool swords! I mean, I'm no slouch, I bet I'll be good at it! [He's proudly trying to flex his arms, knowing full well how he also boasts about being among the weakest of the paladins-]