@SenseLess709

JaRvis is next

Joined August 2016
Post a video from the moment you knew you were in love nitter.cf/jordannself/status/146…
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you’re never gonna believe this
new type of ai psychosis just dropped
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just seen my baby brother's tiktok repost oh i'm actually sick to my stomach rn
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was doing a costume fitting today and i told the costumer i liked her really pretty sparkly green nails and she was like "Oh thank you, the color is called 'my cabbages,' i don't know if you've heard of avatar the last airbender but-" and then i started vibrating
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Eu tava vendo o vídeo dboa pensando "wow, legal, ele é mais uma daquelas pessoas só que caminha sem andar-" aí ele se virou na fucking vertical
This kid did an amazing job with the frame-by-frame dance.
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As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.
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Ms Rachel got you wiped down
Ms. Rachel’s new album 'I’m So Happy' debuts at #16 on the Billboard 200 with 29K units sold, selling more than rappers Young Thug (11K), Rick Ross (19K), DaBaby (24K)
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yeah... we're COOKED 😭
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Email the CEO. I’m deadass.
the way i upgraded to a more expensive @TMobile plan a couple of years ago SPECIFICALLY because it allowed you to trade in for the new iphone every year and then today i go to the store to get the new iphone and they’re like “oh yeah that plan doesn’t exist anymore so you can’t trade in your phone” meanwhile i am still actively PAYING EVERY MONTH FOR THAT PLAN THAT SUPPOSEDLY DOES NOT EXISTAND IT’S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE PLANS THAT DO EXIST please make this make sense @TMobileHelp
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If Sirius Black was innocent, why was he standing in the middle of a street laughing like a maniac next to the bodies of twelve murdered Muggles? It has always been one of the biggest pieces of evidence against him. Some people say it was a trauma response. Others think he was laughing because he believed Peter Pettigrew had blown himself up. But there’s a tiny detail in Prisoner of Azkaban that makes me think there’s another explanation. Earlier in the book, Professor Flitwick teaches the students the Cheering Charm. Harry slightly overdoes it on Ron, and Ron ends up in fits of hysterical laughter. He has to be taken away for an entire hour before he’s able to perform the charm himself. The spell was powerful enough to completely incapacitate him. Now remember what McGonagall says about Pettigrew. He hero-worshipped Sirius and James, but he was never in their league talent-wise. So if Pettigrew knew he couldn't beat Sirius in a duel, why would he try? He could use something else. What if the Cheering Charm is how Pettigrew incapacitated Sirius? Think about the sequence. Pettigrew uses the charm on Sirius, leaving him helpless and laughing uncontrollably. He then blows up the street, kills the Muggles, transforms into a rat, cuts off his own finger and escapes. And when Fudge arrives, he says Black was still laughing. If Sirius was simply reacting to the explosion or suffering a trauma response, would he really still be standing there laughing by the time the Ministry arrived? What if Sirius wasn't laughing because he was guilty? What if Pettigrew made him laugh? The Cheering Charm might explain the single strangest detail of Sirius Black's entire arrest.
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this is crazy
‘good luck charlie’ star, bradley steven perry welcomes his first child, a baby girl 👶🏼
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First ever twitter ghost wtf
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Gun pointed to your head, name a Moon.
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there's an extremely specific microgenre of fiction that contemplates "what if math was different" that hurts me in a very specific place. the 2.5 stories i know in this microgenre: - division by zero, ted chiang - luminous, greg egan (and its sequel, dark integers)
There literally is no other universe with different math. Math is prior to and independent from all creation. The numbers don't add up to a nice round sum? Deal with it, every being in all cosmoi across dimensions and existences has had to deal with it too
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most autistic shit i’ve ever related to
Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round. i won't be explaining
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you ain’t ever heard of disney before this mf?
I remember reading in school how monopolies were illegal, good to know the law means nothing if you have enough money.
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What the fuck bro…. I wanted to listen to neighbors live too…
Cole added Neighbors to the setlist #thefalloff Tour
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Google just killed 10000 startups.
🚨NEW EXPERIMENT 🚨 Playground is an experimental gaming platform that lets you create your own games with zero coding experience. If you can think it, you can play it. Go to labs.google/playground to learn more! Available to users 18+ in the US.
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pokopia’s ending making you realize that the humans were facing impending doom and had no choice but to leave their pokémon behind, but the one hacker knew they probably weren’t coming back to earth so he changed the pc system to release all pokémon after a certain amt of time…
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if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.
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I’m down a rabbit hole with a theory that connects three impossible dots: The Holographic Model of Consciousness. It finally makes sense of: • Why Elon Musk suspects we live in a simulation. • Why Steve Jobs credited LSD as a defining life experience. • Why Nikola Tesla could build fully functional machines in his head. Once you see the pattern, you can’t unsee it.
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