maiev ⚸ retweeted
Gm
When you're depressed as fuck and gay and live in a fascist hellhole but your side profile still eats
os ursos estão tomando ozempic e virando lontras. as lontras estão se depilando a laser e virando twinks. os twinks estão injetando estrogênio e virando dolls. as dolls estão cortando o cabelo e virando butches. e as butches.. as butches estão tomando testosterona e virando ursos
let's put all the Haley profile pics in one room and see who overdoses first (we fuck their dead body after)
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my beige flag is i try to summon alters in systems by subliminally invoking their names mid-conversation.
"I knew this guy called JEFF once and JEFF was such a good guy like JEFF he was a real KILLER a real KNIFE guy aw man he had the biggest SMILE"
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you can be a judgmental overlyanalytical critic of other people's stories and experiences or you can just believe that the person you're speaking to is at the very least being truthful to what they believe happened and consider THEIR truth even if it's not the objective truth.
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how much did you have to rip out when you killed the parts of yourself that loved me?
do you bleed over what you lost, when no one is looking?
do you hear their echoes in the dark?
no. of course not. you're a killer. you kill. even if it's you that you're killing.
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microwaves make you do the boppit of frozen food (vent, heat, stir, heat, uncover, defrost) meanwhile air fryer instructions are just like "yo just throw some bullshit in here for like 9 minutes it'll prolly be done"
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I'm like a dog that you keep seeing every day that slowly gets closer to you until you realize you suddenly have a dog now
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maiev ⚸ retweeted
Reach into the hole in your chest and pull out your inner child! Then stomp on it until its a dark red mess! Do this to unlock the ability to grow up!
bleeding out as they take you, the life fading from your eyes and slowly losing the strength in your limbs. the last thing you'll ever feel or remember is their dick pushing into you and their moans as they use your half dead corpse.
rip your gums open and bleed into a wire. brush the exposed bones in your face so they don't discolor. keep the rot out. it will do everything to get inside you. keep it out. you have to keep it out, or your bones will fall out of your face, and we will replace it with metal.
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just a reminder that I'm a loser and this is my only and main account where anything and everything goes so be prepared to lose any sense of respect you may have mistakenly had for me if you follow me.
tomorrow I will talk vehemently about the failures of american dental care.
kiss her scars !!! lick her scars !!! rub yourself against her cuts !!! hump and cum on her cuts !!!
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she is a cat. if she lays on me, I'm obligated to stay in that position for the next three hours. if I move even an inch, she'll wake up and run away. if this happens, I have no choice but to die on my own sword.












