Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2009
Democracy Dies In Darkness
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They mistook my kindness for weakness I fucked up i know that but jesus Can't a girl just do the best she can
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Trump: I stood right over here and I examined his ass. I never did that. No, I never did that with a man before. I examined his ass… My hand is still recovering.
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I will say, the dementia letting the bisexuality constantly slip has been a fun part of trump 2.0
Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body because I didn't know he was a great athlete. And I looked and I watched up and down. I looked at his ass and I looked at the whole... And then I looked at his hands. Look at his hands. He's got these claws."
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dril tweet:
DEAR TROLLS: Please stop calling up my dad and leaving graphic voicemails threatening to castrate him, enough already
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new york social translations: "we should grab a drink sometime" = I’m gay "i'm so down" = i'm so gay "let's do something this weekend" = Let’s have gay sex "networking event" = gay sex "community" = gay TV show "members club" = a bar for gays "third place" = third hole (butt)
new york social translations: "we should grab a drink sometime" = we will not "i'm so down" = i'm not coming "let's do something this weekend" = see you in november "networking event" = name tags and one guy pitching his seed round "community" = a slack nobody reads "members club" = a bar with an application "third place" = a coffee shop that kicks you out at 6
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This is so beautiful
Yknow for someone whos whole career is being pretty expressionless Nathan is deceptively good at contorting his face. I want him
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They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.
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my boyfriend told me to stop packing his lunch because he’s perfectly capable of feeding himself. i laughed and said β€œokay” and stopped. three days later at 8:11 AM he texted me: β€œyou really not making lunch today?” i reminded him that he was the one who told me to stop. he stared at the message for a minute before replying…
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A woman on campus confronted Gillio Lopes, of the Cornell 7 rapists in the. That takes fucking courage How is this dude still at Cornell university ??!!! What’s the reason piece of trash ??!!!
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how β€œbusy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how you put a lid on your trash can - how we sent rats packing once and for all - the day we won the β€œWar on Rats”
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if charli xcx and sufjan stevens had a child:
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This Popstars height comparison-
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Rebecca Black’s second album constructs a voyeuristic fantasy out of durable, club-friendly dance-pop with enough eccentricities to keep things interesting pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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it is so funny that β€œo’clock” is like, the official name for that concept
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I went to a bisexual awareness week party last night and everyone knew Lauren Boebert
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Happy Bisexual Visibility Week!! πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) accused of affairs with two female staffers and one male aide β€” Colorado Times Recorder
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Wow. This Rebecca Black thing is incredible... Friday,friday gotta get down on friday... Fun fun fun fun... Which seat shall I take? Ahhh!?!
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Hold on a second. Don’t you all party all night on your birthday?
Ex-mayor Eric Adams seeing doing 'walk of shame' in same shirt the morning after his birthday party trib.al/bysTlvB
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