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In house Attorney / Journalist covering the Miami Heat / Hurricanes, Boston Red Sox, and the Arsenal. Previously: @Fifa & @TheAthletic.

New York City - London - Miami
Joined January 2014
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The pro day throw that tricked all of nfl twitter 😭
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Man City’s Lawyer beating 1 out of the 115 charges
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Goosebumps 🤯🔊
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Texas is on pace for one of those quality losses that help SEC teams get into the CFP.
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Bruno Fernandes without a set piece assists and pens
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LDN. Still red.
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They were talking about “beating Arsenal will change the trajectory of our project” Now its “we put up a fight against the Champions, I see positives” We are THE STANDARD.
Please tag some Arsenal fans below so at full time I can take my time with each one 🤝🏽
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We. Are. BACK 🙌🏾🧡💚
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Girlfriend’s gay best friend pronounced Etienne correctly
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Malachi Toney 11 REC 229 YDS 3 TDS 3 HEISMAN POSES
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How it feels using “TURNDABALLOVA” for the first time as a Dolphins fan #chills
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Saving this to use in 30 years to say Aaron Judge played against plumbers and electricians
Rob Manfred ruined baseball.
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I’m afraid I desperately need October baseball back in Fenway Park. No environment in the sport comes close.
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FAWK MAN 💔💔💔
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back where we left off: winning 🏆 @Arsenal
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Having gambling adds on the wall in the Field of Dreams game is a tough break for Shoeless Joe Jackson
LEADOFF SCHWARBOMB INTO THE CORN! 💥 #MLBatFieldOfDreams
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If City sign Ayyoub Bouaddi & Enzo Fernandez, they will have signed 20 players for a whopping £849.8m since January 2025. Not only that, somehow they manage to sell failed signings like Trafford & Reijnders for profit despite only joining a year ago. Considering they are accused of paying players & managers off the books, it's not a stretch to believe they do the same with clubs. This is all while they have the greatest cheating scandal in English football history hanging over them with 115/130 charges pending. What a joke of a situation & a joke of a club.
BREAKING: #ManCity have offered €120M for Chelsea's Enzo Fernandez after deciding to make the effort at the request of Enzo Maresca. The manager is pushing to finalise a deal and has asked @ManCity to do everything possible. Chelsea's response is currently unknown. [via @CLMerlo]
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Playing FIFA in the 00s was special! Kids these days will never know ❤️
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🔴⚪️🇧🇷 Bruno Guimarães has also signed his contract as new Arsenal player. 🔐 Medical already done, contract signed on Thursday night and deal set to be announced very soon. #AFC
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