Selké (@SelkeGore) header
Selké (@SelkeGore) profile picture

kingsway world record holder the ice climber guy

Pocatello, ID
Joined June 2021
Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)Photo by Selké (@SelkeGore)
10,114,246 exp world record run ACHIEVED destroyed the previous record by a factor of ten times. enemy demons at level 180 with 3k hp by the end that is enough kingsway for the remainder of humanity. banger game. i win tho thanks for makin the game @int_main
after literal years of preparation i am now going to break the world record in a game literally nobody plays anymore. update in however many hours this takes
2
2
5
854
Selké retweeted
all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas
114
11,135
272
117,026
1,287,481
>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released. >The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.
171
12,729
223
92,568
1,021,223
the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses
77
1,792
581
15,351
793,576
Just smoked a half of OG kush inna fat ass wood lol. All I'm thinkin bout is pussy and corn dogs. Also, I would shit on all u pathetic followers in smash so don't talk to me crazy. Lol.
6
14
46
Selké retweeted
26
259
14
3,846
44,454
Selké retweeted
this pertains to mostly ohio (my state) and their smash scene but maybe it applies elsewhere and bigger scopes subregion culture where it’s the norm to dunk on the other region for the sole purpose that “ours is better” when there’s no point is so childish yet very normalized
It’s been 8 years. Reply with your painful truth about this game and I’ll put the best ones into a video mine is that ultimate is probably the only modern fighting game where you can truly, truly outplay your opponent across all games and still lose a best of five set
8
6
5
70
10,419
Selké retweeted
Parrying someone in lane and then placing this in front of them and walking away
34
2,115
24
35,320
779,129
Selké retweeted
you never know bro she could be into sensitive chopped antisocial broke dudes. shoot your shot
128
4,164
238
50,829
585,013
Selké retweeted
Cant do this shit no more
56
1,920
16
14,383
173,447
Watching my opponent go for a soul read but I have no soul so they just lose the game on the spot and look stupid as fuck while doing it
16
1,040
18
14,163
156,168
>fall asleep snuggling a girl >have a dream about snuggling her that's 2 snuggles per snuggle we take those
11
663
28
23,928
145,790
Oh no don’t worry I understand the counterplay to that move, I just don’t respect you as a human being
8
545
20
5,250
126,904
Girlfriend called .....DECLINE!! Whore! Busy looking at BUGS
71
3,686
231
57,911
1,414,395
◇━━━━━━   メガグソクムシャ   特性▶️かたいツメ       ━━━━━━◇ 接触技の威力が1.3倍に👊 #ポケモンチャンピオンズ #ポケチャン
507
9,664
3,075
65,422
6,531,601
snail mug 🐌
161
3,903
569
36,812
635,429
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
A federal appeals court judge ruled that the First Amendment protects an individual’s right to privately possess images or videos of child sexual abuse created using AI — if the material does not depict a real person and remains in the home. wapo.st/4hXljRs
146
2,494
30
25,378
2,418,465
choosing between retweeting this or the tweet that went “call me a non newtonian fluid because i get hard when im punched too” was the hardest decision of my life
I got a girlfriend with a fat ass and it motivated me so much that in one month I got a job with a 65% pay increase
1
2
271
Selké retweeted
good non-gargoyle morning
2
309
5,452
51,808