Alex Seliger

Columbia in the morning @EvelynAshemark

Fuck's sake why are we friends

WHOOPS KIDS WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED BY S

Well he's back and hasn't noticed I'm on his phone yet lmao

Why's this loser always on his phone when he should be talking to me gdi someone explain

Nina's so done with my shit that at this point I'm just being forced into being her personal paparazzi.

My sleep schedule is screwed

Where are you all.

Yo where the fuck is Nina that girl is the white rabbit when it comes to timekeeping

I changed my profile picture and now twitter is trying to make me unironically hashtag but flashback to the one time ever I've been handsome

Man I don't really wanna be an angry Twitter activist I don't have the time but the world is fucked up y'all

Honestly, wtf North Carolina

Turns out almost nobody I know and also like has Twitter for some reason.

yo