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You may kill me but you can never insult me. Who am I? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! #POTCRP #TriggerWarning #MatureContent 18+ Courting @BadFaithPierce #SFWSquad

In my madness
Joined July 2017
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//I got the flu. I'm coming around. Just sick. I'll be on when I'm better.
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//Fatigued and I think I have a fever. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. I'm going to sleep. So much until then.
"Could you @PimpWingedGrace give a #RT so I am not all by me onesies, Savvy?" #CrossOver #TVD #Katherine @BadFaithPierce #POTC #RP "My dearest Kitten. Let's show her some love, Aye?" #KittyAndJack my RP Partner #Vampirate #RP #Banter and #SL "She's worth the follow."
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// I found a cat in my barn. I have to take her to the vet to see if she has a chip and has an owner. If not as she is declawed and out in the country then I guess I have a cat? Then I have paperwork to do for work. After all that I will be on to RP. Hopefully focused.
// Eck. Not feeling great today. I'm going to catch up on my sleep.
//BRB I have to start a fire. In the fire place. Not just randomly.
//It got freezing in my house! Lighting heaters!
//*Dead* So this is what happens when you look up Captain Jack Sparrow and one of your favorite songs of the Full Monty sound track. youtu.be/sHiFcfeKZgk #SexySaturday
#SaturdaySurprise @BadFaithPierce "Oy, Kitten. I have something for you." he says as he motions his head for her to come join him.
// Going to have to have a chat with my friends. You try to raise your dog right. She was a rated G dog. She likes cartoons. I leave her alone with my friends Orange Is The New Black. Humans...
//Damn it! My dog was exposed to Orange is the new black while I was out. If she learned how to make a shank I'm going to be very upset.
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//Ohhhhhhhhhhh sweet sweet lumbar support.
// Ohh oohff home. To RP or be horizontal?
// Got stuck in construction. I"m going to need a few folks.
When people are to lazy to write a bio.
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