@SelfDrivingCarp

Rad dude, software maker, infosec wonk, scourge of burritos, former child neutron star | mastodon: @SelfDrivingCarp@mastodon.online

 San Diego, CA
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Joined March 2011
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As a streamlining measure let's just keep all American flags at half mast from now on.
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If you're in the Fediverse (mastodon), I'm @SelfDrivingCarp@mastodon.online
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Did you work Southern RenFaire (San Bernardino, CA) back in the 90s? Did you know Tink? Is he still around? I want to get in touch with him or at least proxy a message to thank him for playing matchmaker and that Evil and I are still together nearly 24 years later. (pls RT)
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Jason Mansfield retweeted
Siren@SirenBlue224 Oct 2022
Playing mini golf. This place has that Big Olmec energy and is playing 9-to-5 by Dolly. I love all of it.
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New Neurofunk #drumandbass set: youtu.be/JOlGZPU8eD0 Audio only: m.mixcloud.com/jasonmf/hamme…
Every time I see a service dog I thank them for their service because I respect their sacrifices.
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A directory of in-flight movies by airline, sorted by potential to cause discomfort to your neighbors (e.g. nudity, violence)
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There's a house in our neighborhood that we don't like to linger in front of when walking the dog. It's not spooky, there's just a man there that wants to have long, meandering conversations and we're too polite to say "no".
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The @Reddit mobile browser UI is one of the best mobile browser UIs there is. I wish it would stop telling me to use the app instead.
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United flight was delayed 3 hrs so they sent me a 2 meal vouchers for $20, good for one purchase each, no change. I grab some stuff on principle but only $13. The cashier made sure I don't want anything else, then proceeds to add 5x$1 cheese slices to the bill. I cheered for her.
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Flight is big delayed at SFO. Guess I'll mix some #drumandbass
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There's something to be said for these smaller DJ controllers
A Pioneer DJ model DDJ-400 DJ controller barely fitting in a suitcase.

ALT A Pioneer DJ model DDJ-400 DJ controller barely fitting in a suitcase.

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Anyone looking for a Program Manager experienced in tech? I know someone who's looking. Former Army Captain, impeccable character, all around good dude.
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New personal best
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Software Kintsugi
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36 Chambers of Commerce
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Municipal Fiscal Policy Ain't Nothing To F' With
Pizza is an open-face sandwich
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A League of Their Ohm
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Pulling numbers out of my ass: Training for security is skewed 10x toward offensive techniques. Jobs in security are skewed 100x or more toward defensive roles. Knowledge of offense helps defense but diminishing returns kicks in *real fast*.
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If you're threatened by the hurricane and have no place to evacuate to, I hear the governor will use state funds to transport you to Martha's Vineyard.
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