Neuroscience, machine learning, and lowbrow trolling.

Joined December 2014
The fact that Saul Goodman actually did pass the bar exam is kind of central to his character!
You just created a million Saul Goodmans
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Saul Goodman passed the bar. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Good…
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- small-time semi-crook tries to go legit and follow the respectable path - somehow succeeds - gets mercilessly kicked back to the curb by the establishment - goes full dark mode, never looks back
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Elon after reading "Sort by Controversial": "Wow, that's awesome, but you know what would make it even better? Profit motive!"
Replying to @LinkofSunshine
"Sort by controversial" / scissor statements, aka the blueprint for post-Elon twitter!
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Selerax retweeted
MUSCLE TON JEU, ROBERT
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The French lost because they forgot the teachings of Saint Aimé Jacquet, while the Spanish eagerly embraced them. - Thou shalt keep the ball - If losing the ball, thou shalt get it back immediately - Three recovering midfields minimum - Press moar, it’s never enough
The French lost bcs the secret superstar breeding program of the academies engineered 6 wingers instead 1 N'Golo Kante
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MUSCLE TON JEU, ROBERT
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*American biryani
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Modal outcome at this point.
Under priced analysis here is that the Iranian regime can win this war simply by surviving, even in a decapitated zombie state. Tehran’s capacity for domestic repression can be rebuilt as soon as skies clear. IRGC doesn’t need a functioning ballistic program to remain in power.
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Apparently every generation needs to rediscover what Charlie Hebo actually is. (After the 1995 bombings) "Doctor, how's my son?" "Buy a grilled sausage, that will get you twins"
🇨🇭🇫🇷🖊️ FLASH | Charlie Hebdo est visé par une plainte pénale en Suisse. Une plainte a été déposée après la publication du dessin intitulé « Les brûlés font du ski », jugé offensant envers les victimes de Crans-Montana. Les plaignants estiment que la caricature porte gravement atteinte à la dignité humaine. (Le Nouvelliste)
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All the food at NeurIPS is boring and bland, except the Halal food, which is awesome Indian food every day The consequences are…… predictable
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Religious arbitrage, shifting allegiances, gastro-theological dilemmas
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- Proposes a new self-supervised learning method. - Fancy maths in excruciating detail with multiple lemmas, theorems, proofs. - Doesn't even *think* of explaining what the actual training objective is ("Global" vs "local" views? What's that?) 😑
LeJEPA: a novel pretraining paradigm free of the (many) heuristics we relied on (stop-grad, teacher, ...) - 60+ arch., up to 2B params - 10+ datasets - in-domain training (>DINOv3) - corr(train loss, test perf)=95% Paper: arxiv.org/pdf/2511.08544 Code: github.com/rbalestr-lab/leje…
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Oh, your research director was trained at a French Grande Ecole? My, what a surprise! "What Hamiltonian should I diagonalize?" bactra.org/reviews/fragile-o…
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Most likely: either a Unabomber loon-genius, or a Theophite-like angry smart leftist.
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Admittedly the line between these two is blurry
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"It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the boorish Thrasymachus and myself as the virtuous, infallible Socrates. You've lost."
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We are reaching levels of schizo-nationalism that were never thought possible
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Can someone explain to me why Warhammer-posting is taking over both Twitter AND Bl**sky ? Was there some Oecumenical Poaster Council that I wasn't invited to?
finally found an ideology that offers practical solutions to the problems of our era
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