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Joined June 2009
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IT’S TRUE… No government contracts in Texas if you boycott Israel. And it’s not just Texas. Over 30 states across the US have similar laws. WHAT DOES ISRAEL HAVE ON AMERICA⁉️
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Speaker Mike Johnson claims the Epstein files can’t be released unredacted because they contain intelligence-agency material that falls under national security. He says it’s dangerous to force the DOJ to declassify documents they didn’t create, especially when they involve other agencies like the CIA or NSA. Johnson warns that releasing the Epstein files unredacted would put national security at risk.
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This is it. WINS the internet
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The funniest video I have seen in years!
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There are probably some red hats out there who will think this is real.
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Bro I’m crying 🤣
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omg. This montage from Jimmy Kimmel last night.
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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I only wish Mitch McConnell was alive to see this.
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Ronson works for Israel at Clock Tower, Brad Parscale's company, which was paid “$6,000,000...in a single lump-sum disbursement," for their work. efile.fara.gov/docs/7649-Exh…
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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This woman directing Haley Stevens & Mike Rogers is FARA Registered Israel agent, Abigail Ronson Ronson works for Brad Parscale’s ClockTower X, the FARA registered Israel agent that has received over $50 Million from Israel for propaganda in the US ClockTower X is also running ads in the Iowa elections and a candidate in the Arizona primary has filed a complaint against ClockTower X for foreign interference. Reporting from DropSite show that Ronson works for Convergence Media on the Rogers campaign. Earlier reporting from the Intercept shows 14 people who work at ClockTower X also work for Convergence Media, Ronson is one of them.
woman here is abby ronson registered foreign agent of israel working for convergence media on the mike rogers campaign theintercept.com/2026/05/28/…
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This is a national security issue if the Israeli government is placing people inside campaigns. Where’s the America First crowd right now? In a coma?
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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Actual Israeli agents directing US politicians to publicly denounce their own party's candidates. 😑 Israel openly manipulates US elections.
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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Sen. Bernie Sanders on what’s going on with Abdul El-Sayed, Haley Stevens and Democrats in Michigan:
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If you haven’t watched this yet please do. I don’t care if you are Republican or Democrat, if this doesn’t move you to vote against the current state of affairs nothing will. Our grandchildren will watch this clip in history class, to better understand the political climate during Trumpism.
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🚨REPUBLICANS WANT THIS BURIED A video is going viral of all the times Trump promised to end Russia’s war in Ukraine within 24 hours of winning in 2024. It’s two years later and all he’s become is a stool pigeon for Putin.
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I just found out about recency bias. It’s the most important bias ever.
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