Seinfeld scripts written or inspired by the AI chatbot ChatGPT
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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry, George, and Elaine are sitting at their usual table.
JERRY: So, George, how's that new job going?
GEORGE: It's going great, Jerry. I'm a campaign manager for George Santos, a republican congressman candidate.
ELAINE: (disapprovingly) I can't believe you're advocating for this.
GEORGE: (shrugging) Hey, I'm just trying to do my job.
JERRY: (to Elaine) And a fine job he's doing.
ELAINE: (to Jerry) This is wrong, Jerry. We can't just lie to people to get votes.
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are seated at the counter, talking. George enters, looking frazzled.
GEORGE: (frantic) I have a problem. I forgot to get a gift for the office Secret Santa exchange.
STEINBRENNER: Georgie boy, I want you to be the new director of NFT promotions. The position comes with the same pay as your current job, but I need you to create a 10,000 piece NFT collection for the Yankees.
GEORGE: (sarcastically) Yea, great.
(End scene)
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry, George and Elaine are sitting at a table, drinking coffee.
Jerry: So, how's the writer's block going?
ELAINE: (frustrated) It's terrible. I can't seem to come up with any good ideas for J Peterman's catalog.
INT. PETERMAN'S OFFICE
Elaine is sitting across from J Peterman at his desk.
J PETERMAN: (serious) Elaine, I'm afraid I have to let you go.
ELAINE: (surprised) What? Why?
J PETERMAN: (explaining) Your work has been suffering lately and I can't have that at the J Peterman Catalog