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Revisionista retweeted
I just heard a radio report on the Dubai-Tel Aviv flight incident.
Let me get this right:
The copilot stabbed the pilot.
A passenger going to the loo heard the altercation & alerted staff.
The plane went into a steep decline.
While that was happening, the stabbed, blood-soaked & still wrestling captain broke free from the tussle & opened the cockpit door - an awkward keypad operation.
While still in steep decline, passengers & flight crew stormed the cockpit, detaining the copilot, AND A PASSENGER steadied the plane, before, handily, ‘2 other Israeli pilots’ that just happened to be on board, popped up out of nowhere, incredibly avoided being shot out of the sky by a trigger happy Israel below, & flew it to Saudi Arabia where they landed it.
How did the passenger steady the plane? He had watched a TV show ‘Air Crash Investigation’ and “knew exactly what to do”.
Now.
I have SOOOOO many questions!!!
😂😂😂🙄🤷♂️
Revisionista retweeted
Top BSNL official visit to Prayagraj: 50 junior officials tasked to ensure everything from luxury to bare essentials - even underwear
Travel itinerary of a top BSNL employee's trip to Prayagraj gives a sneak peek into how this public sector telecom company went to the dogs. More than 50 staff have been tasked with arranging breakfast, lunch, escorts, and even Sangam "snan" kits with towels, undergarments, and hair oil.
Revisionista retweeted
This is how we welcome Tourists to Mumbai, India ; Loot lo...
Atithi Devo Bhava..
Landed in Mumbai recently,took a taxi to @HiltonHotels. The driver and another guy took us to an unknown location first, charged us $200 (₹18,000) and then dropped us at the hotel which was only 400m away. Taxi No:MH 01 BD 5405 @MumbaiPolice #scam @CPMumbaiPolice @MTPHereToHelp
Revisionista retweeted
A “world class” 4-lane flyover in Mira-Bhayandar that magically shrinks into 2 lanes.
Built under BJP rule, where infrastructure follows Vishwaguru physics,the wider the promise, the narrower the reality.
All is Hell
This is the scene everyday outside the Domino's Pizza outlet at mama parmananand marg charni road east. Their delivery bikes have taken over foothpath& road completely.repeated complaints to local DB marg RTO no help.
Revisionista retweeted
In Rajasthan, a few children allegedly called IAS officer Tina Dabi “reel waaz,” and for this, they were picked up by the police and made to sit in the police station.
If this is not a misuse of power, then what is?
Today, such officers may feel untouchable because of their position, but the day they retire, it will be people from their own department who remind them of their real
Our test team selection is a joke.
We're playing with 3 wicketkeeper batsmen!
None of whom are performing
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Revisionista retweeted
- If H-1B visa fees go up, India wins because more skilled workers might come back home—Modi’s masterstroke to bring talent back!😂😂😂
- If H-1B visa fees go down, India wins with more jobs abroad—another Modi genius move!😂😂
- If the USA raises tariffs, India benefits by selling more locally—Modi’s smart plan at work!😂😂
- If the USA lowers tariffs, India gains from better trade—Modi’s brilliant trade strategy!😂😂
- If India buys Russian oil, it saves money—Modi’s clever energy play!😂😂😂
- If India stops buying Russian oil, it builds global trust—Modi’s diplomatic masterstroke!😂😂
- If India builds Chabahar port, trade grows—Modi’s visionary infrastructure win!😂😂
- If the USA blocks Chabahar port, India finds new ways—Modi’s backup plan shines!😂😂
- If the dollar gets stronger, remittances grow—Modi’s financial boost!😂😂
- If the dollar weakens, exports rise—Modi’s export magic!😂😂
- If US imports increase, India sells more—Modi’s trade triumph!😂😂
- If US imports drop, local industries grow—Modi’s self-reliance victory!😂😂
- If the USA invests in manufacturing, jobs come to India—Modi’s industrial edge!😂😂
- If the USA offshores manufacturing, India gets the work—Modi’s global pull!😂😂
- If the USA sanctions China, India steps up—Modi’s opportunity grab!
- If the USA partners with China, India balances trade—Modi’s diplomatic dance!😂😂
**AndhBhakts’ Moral of the Story:** No matter what happens, it’s all part of Modi ji’s masterstroke plan—every twist and turn is a win for India!😜
Revisionista retweeted
An army officer is cooking BJP and Modi bhakts.
Good to see this change.
Jai Hind
Revisionista retweeted
BREAKING : Journalist Ajit Anjum is alone fighting against the ECI in Bihar
He is bringing out the truth of voter list revision by BLOs amd administration despite FIRs against him 🔥
Journalism : 100% || Propaganda : 00%
Watch this 30 mints report and spread
Revisionista retweeted
This is a private company called Axiom that rented a ride on a Dragon spacecraft launched by SpaceX. India bought a seat for this guy by paying some $100 million. What has ISRO got to do with it?
Congratulations @isro and @ISROSpaceflight. It’s great to hear the words of Group Captain Shukla.
Wishing the mission every success.
