ALT a brown and white bulldog wearing a bright blue life vest is mid-jump above a pool of water. his paws are extended forward and back, and his ears are outstretched like little wings.

ALT chewy the bulldog comes in for a landing from a dock dive. one paw is splashing into the water, and the opposite back leg is extended up and out as if over an invisible hydrant. his eyes are laser-focused on the lure in the water a little ahead of him, and the whites of his eyes are slightly visible as his face wrinkles distort.

ALT chewy dives serenely in his little blue life jacket. his ears are flopped up, his front paws slightly angled in, and his back legs are out like aerodynamic turkey legs. small droplets of water are suspended midair all around him.

ALT a brown and white bulldog leaps through the air in a blue life jacket. his front right paw is almost waving at you. his face looks surprised, and his lips are pursed into a little “o.” there’s no way this isn’t going to be an epic belly flop.