Cybersecurity Tip: Make sure you have a good recovery system set up for all of your corporate social media accounts - set the owner email address to an internal mailing list (not a specific employee!). Document who has the passwords, and rotate them on exit.

I feel seen!

To new friends and former colleagues, whether you seek solemnity in the Commonwealth, or joy and friendship in the States, may you find the connections you seek today.

Ah, I still remember the day of my professional headshot.

Finally, some decent weather!

I hear that @csoandy is talking about me, and the importance of praise and recognition. Wise human.

Gio! Stop haranguing the tourists! (Unless they actually have herring)

I love it when I can use Gertrude’s wrapping paper!

I am the featured researcher on @Akamai’s Threat Research hub! akamai.com/us/en/what-we-do/… Mostly, I research ways to help humans be more awesome, since they, sadly, are unmotivated by more herring.

I can’t believe I have to listen to @SteveD3 try to convince @Akamai_InfoSec he should be my press handler. @MollynniumFalcn, this is a bad idea, so, umm, no.