@Secretss_

An awkward, pedantic geek; an airhead; a sweetheart; a defective extrovert. Mostly tweets about silly stuff, or otherwise all sorts of geekery.

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Joined December 2009
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It's already been changed back, but this is funny #Crowdstrike
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Bit of personal news - it's my first day at Crowdstrike as the guy who flicks the On switch every morning. Completely blanked on it today but reckon I will nail it Monday.
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yo wtf
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You know you’re growing up when you wake up at 3:26am after a night of drinking and go “oh no, I didn’t drink enough water at the party 😕” and you get up and drink water so you don’t get a hangover
Found my dream chair, and how much is it? Oh
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My @holotaco order just arrived it’s 1130am and I’ve done no work because I’m DIS.TRAC.TED omg. Even the boxes!!! @nailogical
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Aaaaannnd guess I still have a drinking problem
Secretss@Secretss_5 Jan 2017
when you lift the wine bottle to your lips and find it’s already empty :(
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So what has changed for twitter in the last 3 years
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But not enough to not correct my autocorrects, heyyyyyyyyy 😏
Either getting sober or sleepy, coz the regret is setting in, oh
Shit, I think I just mistook my instagram for my twister
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Ooooo what did I tweet again? I spaced out
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Drunk tweet but let’s be honest twitter has been FANTASTIC for that
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Ahhh twitter, to be back again when you’re drunk and just had a fight with your SO
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meow
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Well played Mike Baird - turn Sydney into a giant retirement village then retire
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❤ Thanks for the charm babe 😘😁😍 instagram.com/p/BPAOsVwBpJF/
How is the Twitter app 172 MB? Is there an A/B test in there where you just get the entire Facebook app when you launch Twitter?
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when you lift the wine bottle to your lips and find it’s already empty :(
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