Angel | All opinions are my own
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Secretsmoothies(🐻,🐟) retweeted
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Why relaunch? The original was rugged by its dev. We took over a creator reward token and ran it up without control, just because we loved the meme. We still love the meme. Now we can pair with Coca Cola.
We decided to launch on @lesgodotfun for several reasons. First, because pump is 98% bots and HFTs. Our real supporters would be playing a game they can't win. Second, because Stonk sells on their own customers. Go is at lows, but so was stonk at one point.
Shax and team were the first to make pairing with Coca-Cola possible. Let's thank them by flipping their launchpad. They are also running a contest that I think we can dominate that will reward holders: (x.com/lesgodotfun/status/210…)
So we flip Go. Win the contest. Sell our tokenized Coca Cola, buy real Coca Cola stock under the LemonBob LLC. Lemonbob becomes a voting shareholder. Then we campaign to make Sprite's parent copany, Coca Cola, BRING HIM BACK.
I'll also be adding a feature on lemonbob.net for those of you who held your og lemonbob until the bitter end. More to come.
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THE GO LAUNCHPAD CONTEST
Launch anything. Memes, art, tech, whatever you've got. Three winners take cash and a share of Lesgo's revenue, used to buy and burn their tokens.
WHO CAN ENTER
- Any coin launched on Lesgo counts for every prize, whether it launched before the contest or during it.
- Coins must be launched through lesgo.fun and show on the site.
- $GO is not eligible.
HOW WINNERS ARE PICKED
- Contest window: Friday, Oct 2 at 8pm ET to Friday, Oct 16 at 8pm ET.
- Market Cap Champion: highest market cap, measured as an average of hourly snapshots over the final 24 hours.
- Fee Champion: highest total trading fees generated during the window.
- Runner-Up: second highest fees generated during the window.
- One coin can't win twice. If the Market Cap Champion also leads in fees, the Fee Champion and Runner-Up go to the next two highest fee coins.
- Everything is measured from on-chain data. Every trade is public.
PRIZES
- Market Cap Champion: $2,000 USDC to the dev team, plus 40% of the buyback
- Fee Champion: $1,000 USDC to the dev team, plus 40% of the buyback
- Runner-Up: $500 USDC to the dev team, plus 20% of the buyback
THE BUYBACK
- Half of Lesgo's share of platform revenue earned during the contest window goes to buying the 3 winning tokens.
- Every token bought is burned.
- Buybacks happen by Friday, Oct 23 at 8pm ET, one week after the contest ends. Every buy and burn is a public transaction.
- This comes out of Lesgo's share only. The $GO flywheel is untouched.
FAIR PLAY
- Fees from a coin's first 60 seconds of trading (the anti-sniper window) don't count.
- Wash trading, self-trading between linked wallets, or bot-inflated activity gets you disqualified.
- The Lesgo team has final say on disqualifications and ties.
- USDC prizes go to the deployer wallet by Friday, Oct 23.
I FUCKING SOLD AT $297k WHEN I GOD DAMND SHOULD HAVE SOLD AT FUCKING 5MILL I FUCKING DECIDE TO FINALY SELL MY CONVICTION PLAY TO FUCKING TRY TO GOD DAMN DOUBLE MY FUCKING BAG AND THE FUCKING SHIT DECIDES TO RUN RIGHT FUCKING THERE AND NOW I GOT TO BUY IN HIGHER
solana:7LxC96Ag4DnBotK6bMMUj4kdneAo1kdV1xHnzVF5s7W2
At this point I’m going for the hero or zero play on $rock still think it’s the best eth pair on stonk
As eth rips the rock will rip causing the flywheel to let me buy a ether rock
Join me on the Jumper waitlist. waitlist.jumper.xyz/r/JMP-2A…
Secretsmoothies(🐻,🐟) retweeted
Everyone is searching for the next narrative.
AI. DeFi. RWA. Stonks. Animals. Whatever comes next.
Meanwhile I’ve simplified my entire investment thesis down to one object:
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No roadmap to misunderstand.
No technology to become obsolete.
No CEO to disappoint you.
Just 4 billion years of brand recognition.
Secretsmoothies(🐻,🐟) retweeted
The @LaunchOnSF ecosystem is down across the board over the past 2 days.
A delay in the fee distribution after an upgrade caused significant panic across the board sending most tokens down over 50%
I believe this is a buy the dip opportunity and I’ll be looking to scoop tokens with strong communities and bullish pairs.
Some I own and will be adding to:
solana:7LxC96Ag4DnBotK6bMMUj4kdneAo1kdV1xHnzVF5s7W2 paired w/ $ETH -70%
solana:6UtY9iTZMQQ5QZVrbzFnNaJntV7oySm9k97mvwnuZcxr paired w/ $NEAR -60%
solana:9CPfv7rc6vxBd3jtovmZtf5Zy8bdvssv8c4BwzbGk147 paired w/ $INJ -50%
$BCC paired w/ $BTC -80%
Consider $STONK is down -30% over the past week.
If you think momentum continues, this is a generational bid opportunity.
Secretsmoothies(🐻,🐟) retweeted
These $ROCK rewards are gonna hit the chart like crack.
Nearly 30% of its market cap paid out to holders.
All the d tier devs are making a launchpad while the S tier devs are making a terminal
Pay attention
Dumped bands hurts man
Oh man! I've recently been working on a generic backend for a trading terminal, and as part of that I built a bunch of chain analysis tools.
So I decided to load the @pangolindex data for the last month and see how many actual users they have. Found some fun stuff in here!
Turns out Pangolin does have users, 54 (wallets, anyway) of them.
Most of the volume flowing through pangolin is wash trading through low fee tier pools, not unexpected or unusual, just casual crime.
The rest of the trades going through their pools are automated, arbitrage and aggregator traffic.
How do we know pangolin is wash trading their pools? Well, quite suspiciously, they are using a private router that is a fork of the LFJ router.
The main reason you would do that is to keep them from showing up on the explorer along with other, normal trades.
Also, Claude helpfully identified the funding wallet for me. Let's take a look in Arkham to investigate it.
Oof! Turns out I already had a tag for them. Ez pz.
Check it out @Crypto_Balz worked hard on the platform and want to give love to a native Avax builder
