just a dude

Joined November 2011
this is corny as hell but one of the best parts of being alive to me is that there are so many movies. i want to live as long as i can so i can keep seeing more movies
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bring back having phases become obsessed with tennis for 6 months. learn everything about espresso. randomly decide you’re a runner. buy a camera. start cooking. you don’t need to do everything forever. sometimes it’s fun to just be really into something
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I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse. Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.
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i love halloween
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Western Michigan got so robbed. No way there was one second left on the clock lmao
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Jealous of Balogun Wish I could walk away from Everton. I fucking hate them so much
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USMNT fans watching Everton games with me now that Balogun is on the team
🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Everton agree personal terms with Folarin Balogun on four year deal with one year option, here we go! 🇺🇸 Club to club agreement done at €45m plus €5m add-ons and sell-on clause as revealed. USMNT striker authorized to travel for medical on Tuesday. #efc
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Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshineJul 21
I think about this post literally every day
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the autistic experience of involuntary leadership because everyone is bad at their job
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Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandJul 7
Soccer is gay again
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Smoking Big Doinks - Young King Dave (2017)
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writing a 7 with the line through it
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Lil Caesars held it DOWN. Five dollars. Hot. Ready. No wait. No shame. No judgment. Just pure survival food with a hint of happiness. That man on the box is basically a social worker. A father figure. A homie. A mentor. People forget. You didn’t climb out of the trenches, binging limited edition truffle crusts. You climbed out with two slices of Crazy Bread and orange grease on your napkin. Eat Lil Caesars with PRIDE bro. They earned their raise. They been carrying the whole younger generation on their back since like 2012. Long live the orange box.
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Socks down. ✅
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KDH is a Blue! 🔵🤩
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do not introduce me to anyone have you lost your fcking mind
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ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer
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OMW to the liqa sto
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WE ARE ON TOP OF THE COLLEGE HOCKEY WORLD! NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!! #BroncosReign
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