John Mastodon retweeted
new contender for most brutal Elon Musk being owned by his own website moment
John Mastodon retweeted
1. This doesn’t waste compute, that’s not how databases work.
2. The reason why it was done is very ironically so you can know if the tweet was composed by an authentic device or a bot. There are quite a few internal docs available about this Elon can read if he would like.
Elon Musk@elonmusk14 Nov 2022United States!
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Replying to @elonmusk @sampullara
And we will finally stop adding what device a tweet was written on (waste of screen space & compute) below every tweet. Literally no one even knows why we did that …
John Mastodon retweeted
Mocking a Senator for sharing legit concerns. Elon really bought this site to own the libs and is gonna shitpost through his failures like a 14-year-old in his moms basement
John Mastodon retweeted
Thank you Germany for passing a law letting me know i was reported for calling Elno a “giant piece of shit.”
John Mastodon retweeted
One of your companies is under an FTC consent decree. Auto safety watchdog NHTSA is investigating another for killing people. And you’re spending your time picking fights online. Fix your companies. Or Congress will.
Elon Musk@elonmusk13 Nov 2022United States!
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Replying to @SenMarkey @washingtonpost
Perhaps it is because your real account sounds like a parody?
John Mastodon retweeted
Falls Sie hier den Freund und Kollegen Lukas Heinser vermissen: Der hat sich am Donnerstag mit seinem Account @einheinser auf die für diese Woche typische Art von Twitter verabschiedet.
John Mastodon retweeted
Over 1 million people have joined Mastodon since October 27. Between that and those who returned to their old accounts, the number of active users has risen to over 1.6 million today, which, for context, is over 3 times what it was just about two weeks ago!
John Mastodon retweeted
Elon could solve Twitter’s revenue issues by publishing a coffee table book about the verified brand parodies of the past 48 hours. We’ll all want to remember gems like this one forever
John Mastodon retweeted
One major public broadcaster just told me in confidence they are preparing for it already. More to come, I‘m sure.
I‘m looking for early examples of public broadcasters (@NPR, @KQED, @BBC, @CBC, @ARD, @tagesschau, @abcnews, @francetele, @NRK, @ORF etc.) setting up their own Mastodon servers for their editorial brands. Because they should.
John Mastodon retweeted
🇩🇪🇨🇳 BERLIN (AP) - German government blocks planned sale of chip factory to Chinese-owned company.
John Mastodon retweeted
Checkt auch den Hashtag, was die letzten Jahre alles so vertauscht wurde. Ihr müsst nicht eskalieren, packt lediglich ungenutzten Retrokram ein. Bei einigen ist es viel, bei anderen wenig. Ihr müsst aber nix neu kaufen! :)
Macht mit oder lasst es und bitte... diskutiert nicht <3
#Retrokramwichteln 2022
Aus der Community für die Community:
1. Nehmt sexy Retrokram
2. Verpackt es
3. Füllt das Formular aus
4. Wartet
5. Bekommt 1 Adresse per DM
6. Versendet 1 Paket
7. Wartet
8. Bekommt 1 Paket
9. Freut Euch <3
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retro.wtf/retrokramwichteln
RT?
John Mastodon retweeted
Looks like Elon Musk fired the entire curation team.
These were the folks who tackled misinfo, contextualized conversations via the 'Explore' page, and helped make Twitter an unmatched source for breaking news.
This will make Twitter noisier, more dangerous & less interesting
John Mastodon retweeted
Das Cover des @derspiegel aus dem Jahr 1986 - und das Cover der neuesten Ausgabe
John Mastodon retweeted
I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣
John Mastodon retweeted
Nach Einschätzung der Notärztin hatte der Stau, in den das Spezialfahrzeug der Feuerwehr geriet, keinen Einfluss auf die Versorgung der Patientin.
Vielleicht können wir die Debatte um die "Letzte Generation" jetzt wieder ohne den Tötungsvorwurf führen.
sueddeutsche.de/politik/letz…








































