When offered a pup cup, most dog owners decline. I would like to apologize to all the dogs. I’d say to have a sit it. But maybe a don’t sit in? #caninesunite
Yes, Charlie Kirk being shot is a tragedy. But no more of a tragedy than the other 117 people shot today in America, assuming this was an average day of gun violence in our country.
@angislist don’t ask me questions if you do not want a response.
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At @Hertz in Baltimore. I have a reservation, but they have no cars. I blame Seinfeld.
Just qualified for an umbrella policy! #ThingsOnlyOldPeopleGetExcitedAbout
I just rebooted my phone because it was playing music and I couldn't figure out how to stop it. I have tendered my resignation as family IT lead.
Why is the @hbomax app on Mac soooo terrible? It crashed when I download content. Then it will not play downloaded content on a plane until I connect to the internet. And if I had not been forced to connect to the internet, I would not be ranting on twitter.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Donald Trump was the most corrupt president in American history.
RT if you agree!
despite the laws of probability, I am pretty sure when I try to plug in a USB I get it backwards 83.2% of the time.
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People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.
Let’s show the east coast some Pacific Northwest lacrosse. #wsyl
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@marcorubio is this from you? I fully expect it is not. Please tell America that you will not stand by while others use your name to push their policies.
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