just a girl, living in a fantasy world๐Ÿ˜Š

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined December 2011
I donโ€™t post a lot. I donโ€™t have a lot of followers but I am scared for this future.๐Ÿ’”
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Calling 811 because your in the middle of a mental breakdown and the wait time is over an hourโ€ฆ. With elevator music ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ If I get through thisโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll try again tomorrow
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๐Ÿšจ TICKET GIVEAWAY ๐Ÿšจ Want a chance to win a pair of tickets to #Oilers vs. Blue Jackets on Wednesday? Follow us, retweet & reply with who you would bring to the game to be entered to win! Buy tickets now to guarantee your seat: EdmontonOilers.com/Tickets
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Just woke up from the strangest afternoon dreamโ€ฆ I was at some convention and I had my dog with meโ€ฆ took him for a walk and when I put him back in my room, I went to the lounge and joined @ChadLindberg and we were making an epoxy resin rubics cube ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.
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A spokesperson for Romaniaโ€™s anti-organized crime agency refuted widespread claims that authorities were tipped off to Tate's location by a pizza box seen in a video Tate posted in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg: "Funny, but no." apnews.com/article/romaniโ€ฆ
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Miranda Sears ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
The first 5000 fans in TD Garden tonight got a Winter Classic blades bobblehead collectible. In the spirit of Christmas, I am going to give one away! Just retweet and follow me to be in the drawing! I will draw a name during the Bruins game on the 27th. #NHLBruins
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Miranda Sears ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Please enjoy my #Food #Prices cartoon for Wednesday's @TorontoStar
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Iโ€™m having a double mastectomy on December 19โ€ฆ is it too early to start asking Santa for anew pair of t*ts for Christmas ๐ŸŽ„ ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
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Miranda Sears ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Wait, if I want to get through all of this inflation and financial uncertainty I just need to cancel Disney+?
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Iโ€™m kinda glad in this moment my gramma passed so she doesnโ€™t have to see the news anymore ๐Ÿ˜” Being empathetic in the last couple years took its toll on her ๐Ÿ’” (so did her cancer but she cried more over daily news than what she was enduring) love you gram
Remember when Leslie was listening to WAP for the first time ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day! ๐ŸŽ‰@davidlabrava
So throwing soup is the new trend? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ really? You couldnโ€™t find another (possibly) more effective way of expressing your concerns for a subject that has zero relevance to what you did.
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Potato chip truck accident on the highway, expect de-Lays.
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I truly feel badly for parents trying to afford taking their kids to games.
So @EdmontonOilers please explain why Daryl Katz continues to gouge fans? Oilers+, over charging for jerseys at the team store, food prices. Funny how once the product is successful they want money money money.
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