Is about to April fools his new apprentice.

Glory hole jokes aside I think I was a truck driver in a previous life.

How did we ever take roadtrips w/o ipods and sattelite radio?

Almost there, now after swearing countless times I would never do greyhound again I hope to actually keep that promise to myself.

Finally! My own seat! Even though people are generally scared to set next to me, all the previous buses were full, so they had no choice.

Missed my breakfast layover because the bus driver had to pull over and yell at someone for getting off of the suitcase he was told to s ...

The stopping sucks worse than the going.

Oh yeah emergency exit seat, hello leg room, goodbye Richmond.

I just saw a brutal fist fight.....over the last piece of fried chicken.

Layover in RVA, at least I have room to stretch out and can rewatch the "7 signs" documentary on my laptop.

The dude next to me reaks of patchoulie, a smell that sends me into a rage. Luckily for all involved, Hank Sr. on my ipod soothes the sa ...

I am but a lone grain of salt in a giant pepper shaker.

Mental note dixie horn ringtone not appropriate in the hood.

options.

Sitting in a greyhound station makes me feel like 'ol dirty bastard in the welfare line. I can afford to not be here but I'm too cheap t ...

DC metro on a Saturday night reminds me why I am glad to be out of the bar scene.

is on his way to see muthafuckin monster trucks.