Writer sometimes.

Manchester mostly
Joined January 2012
Trying something new... #webcomic #MondayMotivation
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馃幀 Pre-production on my first short film Rocks Under Tide is well underway. It is a dark comedy thriller. 馃帴 If you can please donate or if you can鈥檛 donate, please follow, share, like etc! Instagram: @rocksundertide Gofundme: gofund.me/30df1f00 #RocksUnderTide
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A short list of terrible X-men autobiographies: Gambit: Cards on the Table Jubilee: Bright Spark Wolverine: Learning to Heal Storm: Ready Ororo Not Ice Man: Me Me Baby #xmen #xmenbooks #giftideas
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I can鈥檛 stop watching QI. It鈥檚 a Toksvig relationship. #adventjokes
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What do you get if you buy a ginger bread man on Temu? Crumbs #GoldCrackers
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What was Paul McCartney鈥檚 favourite film this year? Beatlejuice #GoldCrackers
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What鈥檚 inside a GB News Christmas Cracker? A dog whistle and a tinfoil hat聽 #GoldCrackers
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Why aren鈥檛 the Conservatives in charge of Christmas dinner? They tend to vote for fruitcakes #GoldCrackers
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What sound do the three wise men make when you punch them in the mouth? Myrrh #GoldCrackers
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What does Wolverine call the Christmas Chicken? X hen #GoldCrackers
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Why should the Virgin Mary have got with that guy who worked at the Inn? He was a keeper #GoldCrackers
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What do the English football team give out at Christmas? Harry Candy Kanes #GoldCrackers
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What do Oasis sing at Midnight Mass? What鈥檚 the story Morning Glory to God in the Highest #GoldCrackers
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This one might be a little too Christian
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Why is Sabrina Carpenter missing Christmas dinner? She鈥檚 working late cause she鈥檚 a singer #Goldcrackers
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Who鈥檚 still paying off last year鈥檚 Christmas presents? Santa Klarna #GoldCrackers
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What do his staff say when Biden has a fall at Christmas? Jesus, Mary and Joe鈥檚 Hip! #GoldCrackers
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This is quite mean, I鈥檓 sorry Joe Biden
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Which Christmas song celebrates French pole vaulters? His Dong Merrily was High #GoldCrackers
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Why did Liam Gallagher have to turn on the angel on his tree? She鈥檚 Electric #GoldCrackers
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