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joke too much. eat too much. future ex husband material. entertained by shiny objects.

Memphis, TN
Joined January 2018
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This was one of the most incredible wildlife encounters Iโ€™ve ever had โ€” seen while tidepooling on the Northern California coast. (Also please enjoy the look of sheer terror on my friend ๐Ÿ˜…)
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Welcome to ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช ๐—ง๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ When you receive ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ž๐—˜๐—ฆ you will earn ๐Ÿญ ๐— ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ž ๐—•๐—จ๐—–๐—ž. When you earn ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿต ๐— ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ž ๐—•๐—จ๐—–๐—ž๐—ฆ you can say ๐—” ๐—ฆ๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ฅ
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This is a freaking masterpiece & I canโ€™t believe I waited so long to read it (especially after loving @TomKingTK & @MitchGerads Mister Miracle). This is the best, most complex and yet elegant, โ€œsuperheroโ€ story Iโ€™ve read in years.
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You know when they say โ€œwow that was just like the comicsโ€ โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ #ThorLoveAndThunder
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When you find yourself agreeing with The Joker, things have kind of gone off the rails.
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And I thought this only happened in Disney cartoons...๐Ÿ˜
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He really was unfathomably wonderful. #Pratchett on fantasy, while charmingly putting a snob in their place.
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I have lost several dear friends, both parents, and a son. I hated my own sorrow until tonight, when I heard: "But, what is grief, if not love, persevering?" Heart-healing poetry. Thank you, @wandavision.
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If a church isn't open to shelter people experiencing homelessness during a blizzard then it isn't a church, it's a business.
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well, this is the thing that brought me to tears today so I gotta share it ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Little boy: โ€œIf you score a goal can you do this dance?โ€ Neymar: โ€œI will do that one then, deal?โ€ INCREDIBLE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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!!!!! baby cow taking a bath !!!!!
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Definitely something @BlerdMinusFear would say lol
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'The Fellowship of the Ring' was released 19 years ago today
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-Hey, @MitchGerads whatโ€™s with that glitch effect youโ€™re adding to the Mister Miracle pages? -Well Scott sort of thinks heโ€™s trapped in this other reality thing right, and it represents his doubts or the world breaking apart, like being stuck in a TV show. โ€”Youโ€™re such a nerd.
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still thinking about bunny learning about the self and then immediately experiencing anguish
We all jokingly predicted this but I dont think any one of us actually expected Bunny to cross the line of conscious existentialism.
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Me. Junior. The Holy Sprit. Target practice.
WHOA: "Three Simultaneous Lightning Strikes on the Trump Hotel Chicago at 2:14am on Thursday." Thanks to @BarryButlerPhotography for sharing the incredible shot.
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CAN YOU PET THE DOG utterly usurped by CAN YOU DO COMBO FINISHERS WITH THE CAT
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Never trust a politician who doesn't love dogs.
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The President now has a preโ€“existing condition and would be denied medical coverage under his own plan.
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