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Should’ve been one or maybe two goals in front at the half, conceded a soft goal early in the second, Martinez loses his mind and gives away an absurd penalty, cops a second yellow card and it’s now 0-2. Incredible. #CHEMUN

Our bats are making Harmer look like prime Murali! #SAvAUS

Hmmmmm... 5/42 just after drinks in the first session. A failure of temperament, technique and discipline. After a positive start the tour is ultimately going to go down as a chastening failure. It aint over 'til its over, but it feels like its over. #SAvAUS

Why doesn’t the incoming batsman have a quick chat with the bloke he’s replacing at the crease - especially these situations? We’re 3/22, chasing a win, things slipping… why doesn’t Head give Inglis a brief, ‘X is doing this, Y is doing this, be mindful of this…’ #SAvAUS

I was out getting tea, missed eight minutes of play and we’re already two down?! Yikes. #SAvAUS

What the fuck was that first 30 seconds of the second half… my god. Not an inkling of composure. Or purpose. Or attacking intent. Jesus. #MUNBOU #MUFC

Sacking Michael Carrick doesnt begin to fix the root/core problems at United - poor profiling, poor recruiting, poor mentality and a dire squad. But it’ll probably be the first thing to happen because it’s the easiest lever to pull. #MUNBOU #MUFC

A team should almost lose two reviews if their decision to refer a call to the third umpire is as bad as Bavuma and South Africa’s just now. There was, what, three inches between the edge of Travis Head’s bat and ball? Horrendous. #SAvAUS

The inflexibility of cricket decision makers is infuriating. A week ago we didnt bring forward the start of play to account for multiple days of fading light halting play. Now it’s no play despite no rain for hours. And why isnt there a reserve day built into tests? #SAvsAUS

I think I speak for everyone when I say this… if Milwaukee icon Rich Evans doesn’t stroll to the mound and throw out the first pitch of game one of the #WorldSeries it’ll be a travesty.

Guess who’s living like a king for the next month…

The Premier League statement is jaw dropping. There’s no recourse but relegation. The question is how far down the pyramid are City sent? I said recently if the findings were shocking enough they ought to be expelled from the Football League. Today that feels inadequate.

Piastri locks up into T1, ruining his weekend and race. Unreal. He’d been superb all day, was disadvantaged by the safety car(s) and throws it all away. Fucking hell… #AzerbaijanGP #SkyF1

If it’s been determined City conducted themselves in a manner which perverted the very concept of fair play and competition, there isn’t a penalty harsh enough. Expulsion from The Football League should be on the table.

Looks like a fun combination of the prequels, Blade Runner and BTAS. Fingers crossed.

Watching *that point* at 4-3 40-40 in fifth go from 0-1000 km/h in a matter of seconds is as jaw-dropping now as it was live. The balance of power - and fate of the match - swung back and forth, settled down and then exploded in a violent rage in a matter of shots. Incredible.

What is the best one-hit wonder? As in, which song considered to be a one-hit wonder is a properly good track? Not a gimmicky thing (your ‘Mambo No.5’ or ‘Who Let The Dogs Out?’) or a time-and-place thing (‘Ice, Ice Baby’), but a fucking banger song. I nominate ‘One Headlight.’

For all the positivity and promise of forward momentum in the second half of last season, Michael Carrick’s Manchester United play incredibly bland, uninspired football. The squad isnt good enough, sure, but whats with all the aimless, hopeful crosses to nobody? #FULMUN