Member of parliament for Narnia South
Joined January 2009
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Sean Carpenter retweeted
UK voters were asked whether they wanted to change our parliamentary election system in a 2011 referendum and overwhelmingly opted to stick with first-past-the-post; are you suggesting we should ask again in case they've changed their minds?
Twitter just showed me a video of a massive dog violently attacking a puppy in a restaurant. This was the opt out option for me to avoid being offered similar content in the future ...
Quote with celebs you've been told you look like. And 10 points if you have 4 people who look less like each other than this.
Bloody hell, they've replaced one of the football shows with a repeat of Bargain Hunt. If it's the episode I was on, I'm pulling out and @RussStyler can do it on his own #IStandWithGaryLineker
I was nominated by @SteveHyett
1. Post the cover of a great album, no need to say why
2. Nominate 6 people to do the same
3. Tag them in a post
@Pontifex @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @Number10cat @PresidentABO @EmmanuelMacron @peppapig
All I'm saying is, maybe 'priceless' is not the best word to describe a letter that sold for £40.
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In my day we used to find Christmas presents hidden in the back of Mum and Dad's wardrobe. This year my kids have found the Christmas Presents spreadsheet hidden in my OneDrive folder.
Our defence should be more attacking down the offside midfield, so the wingbacks can dominate up front on the touchline of the penalty spot #WalesvsEngland
Dear Tory Party Members. All I'm saying is, with hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea to choose the candidate who came last in all the debates, and who everyone who wants you to lose the next election told you they wanted you to choose.
I would have had 'none of the above' higher but, other than that, I pretty much agree with the ranking order.
